Wait, I'm Sorry: Patrick Huston

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I'm Cordelia May and I'm 18. I'm Jake and Logan Paul's little sister. My parents just thought it would be weird if my last name was Paul, so it became May. I was always closer to Jake, and he made me part of his Team 10 group.

"Jake! What up!" I slapped his arm since he had fallen asleep on my bed.

"What?" He groaned.

"I was literally asking you what we're having for lunch, started listing options, and you fell asleep!"

"Sorry. Let's just get McDonald's." He ordered Postmates and we ate with the others. "So you know the Hype House. There's a kid there named Calvin. He wants to challenge me in ping pong. Wanna come with me?"

"Sure." We got there in his blue lambo and were let in. I stayed quiet and we went to the game room to see Logan lose a game of ping pong against Calvin.

"Hey," Logan did his handshake with Jake and gave me a side hug. Jake played against Calvin and ended up losing, so he paid Calvin $1,000.

"What about her?" Calvin asked.

"She'll lose," Logan said.

"Unlike you, I've trained her well," Jake said.

"You don't train me at all, Jake," I said, picking up a paddle.

"You wanna start or me?" Calvin asked.

"You." He started and I beat him the first round.

"Best 2 out of 3?"

"Sure." I won and he Venmoed me $1,000.

"Finally. Someone who can beat Calvin!" Alex said.

"Who's she?" Patrick walked in wearing swimming goggles, sweatpants, and a bikini top. I stared at him weirdly and everyone laughed.

"That's Cordelia," Logan said and I sat on the couch. Everyone went to have fun but Patrick sat on a chair across from me. I watched him and he threw a sock at me.

"Cordelia," he pronounced.

"What the fuck? Why'd you throw a sock at me?" I asked.

"I don't like you. You're annoying me already. And your name sucks."

"Well I hate you too. You're the one who's annoying!"

"Cordy, ready to go home?" Jake asked.

"Yeah. Did you feed Zeus today?" I got up.

"Elle was supposed to."

"She wasn't home. He's your dog."

"And yours." We hurried home and I fed Zeus immediately.

"I was talking with Patrick and he said he hated me," I snitched.

"He's probably joking. It's fine," Jake shrugged and hung out with the others. Elle and Kaylyn came home and we went shopping.

"Should we go to Louis?" I asked.

"But we've already spent over 3K," Kaylyn said.

"Yeah, let's go," Elle finally decided and we got a few things before going home at night. The boys had ordered pizza and I only ate a couple slices since I wasn't that hungry. Kaylyn, Elle, and I did a catwalk for the boys and showed them our new clothes and accessories to see what they thought.

"They're good," they all said, completely bored. Erika came from her room and saw us, immediately running over.

"Ooh, I got you the belt you wanted last time," I gave it to her and she smiled.

"Thanks. I'll pay you back," Erika said, running back upstairs. "And I recommend not asking them for beauty advice. They suck." I took everything up to my room and scrolled through my DMs, finding one from petroutv. I knew him from when he was friends with Jake, so I opened it.

T: Do you wanna come over to the Hype House tomorrow?

Me: Maybe. Why? What's up?

T: Nothing. We haven't talk for a while and I have a feeling you'd get along with my girlfriend.

Me: I'll see if I'm free and I'll DM you.

T: Just text me. You still have my number?

Me: I think so. Yeah. I do.

T: Great. I'll let the others know you're coming.

Me: Can you pick me up or something?

T: Yeah. Mia will come too.

I slept and got dressed in the morning. I was in a simple white hoodie with black leggings. I went down just as the bell rang and Jake opened the door.

"I'm here to pick up Cordy," Thomas said.

"She hasn't had breakfast yet though," Jake said.

"It's fine. I'm not hungry," I smiled and went with Thomas. We went to the car and there was a girl who came out of the back seat.

"Hi! I'm Mia, Thomas' girlfriend," she smiled.

"I'm Cordelia but you can call me Cordy," I smiled and we both sat in the back.

"Ahh!" Mia suddenly screamed. "I love your nails."

"Oh, thanks. Yours are so cute, too."

"Why are girls so obsessed with nails and clothes and stuff?" Thomas asked.

"Not obsessed!" Mia and I both snapped.

"So how did you meet Thomas?" Mia asked me.

"Through Jake." We talked for a while then got to the house. Patrick glared at me as I walked in, but I couldn't take him seriously when he was wearing a green wig, pink glasses, a polka-dot leotard, and neon blue shorts. I snickered and he looked away so I went serious again. Calvin had me play ping pong against him again, but he lost.

"Okay, I'm playing against my friend now," Calvin pulled Jason Derulo and got to his place.

"Ayy! Cordy!" Jason hugged me. "What's good?"

"Hey," I smiled.

"How do you know each other?" Alex asked.

"She wr-" Jason started but I covered his mouth. "You haven't told anyone? Who knows?" Jason whispered.

"Just Team 10 and Logan," I whispered and let the boys play. Kouvr and Kelianne took me to the roof and it was huge.

"Do you have TikTok?" Kelianne asked.

"Yeah. Of course," I nodded. We set up our phones on a tripod and took turns. At the end, Patrick swam over and splashed water on me. I glared at him and he splashed me more, swimming away. I posted a perfect one and the sun dried my pants. I gave everyone but Patrick my number since they asked for it. Patrick stated that he didn't want it and watched me from the couch. Why did he hate me? I didn't do anything and he hated my name. There's nothing I could do about that, though.

"How old are you?" Nick asked.

"18," I smiled.

"How do you know Jake?" Tayler asked.

"Oh... um..." I didn't want to answer the question.

"Did you... sleep with him or do you just not wanna answer that?"

"The latter."

"But did you sleep with him?" Nate asked.

"No! Ew!" I said.