Patty rolled on the ground and we all went over.
"Ow!" Patty screamed and the fans all stared. "Dude, I'm gonna throw up."
"Yeah! My left ball still hurts!" Calvin stated.
"Dude, I had bacon and eggs with- Ow!"
"I had Costco pizza and a churro," Calvin said.
"With sriracha sauce."
"I had waffles!" Alex raised his hand and Patty sat up.
"Dude, I can't. I'm, like, leaking everywhere," he said.
"What are you leaking?" Calvin laughed. I went to go inside, but Patty grabbed my ankle.
"What?" I asked.
"Help me up," he groaned and I pulled him up. I went in and hung out with Tayler until the others came back in. Everyone was sitting in the living room and took up all the space so Patty sat on my lap and Alex sat on Kouvr. Then Calvin sat on Patty.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Get off!" I said and they got off. I stood and Patty sat with Calvin on his lap. Bryce pulled me onto him and patty gave me a look. Bryce obviously saw and was proud of himself.
"Shortstack," Bryce whispered.
"Fuck off," Patty said. Of course they got into a huge fight and were yelling at each other. So I decided to walk out and drove home. I was greeted by Mercedes and Zeus and then they went to play.
"Ay! Little sis is home," Jake said. "So Tanner Fox is here and he's trying to prank me. So I'm gonna tell him I smashed his car window and he'll come out here and I'll do it in front of him." We all went out with Tanner and Jake smashed his window but paid for it just as ALex's car pulled up.
"Patrick and I are gonna go check out his old school. Wanna come?" Alex asked.
"Why?" I went over.
"Please?" Patty asked.
"Fine," I sighed. I got in the back and we went to his old school.
"This is my 4th grade class," Patty showed us around. We stayed there until night then went back to Hype. Calvin was upset that he didn't get to go and Patty pulled me aside. "Are you upset about the Bryce and me thing?"
"It's whatever. I don't care." I wrapped my arms around his neck and hugged him as he wrapped his arms around my waist. He stayed over at Team 10 and Jake and everyone went out to complete some series on YouTube about some clowns or something.
"Do you feel the need to take care of me?" Patty asked.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Like, do you feel like I'm an obnoxious kid that needs to be watched over and you don't get a break from them?"
"Yeah. But I'm perfectly fine with it, Patty. I love you how you are."
"You're so cheesy." We were quiet for a second, then Patty shifted a bit. "Okay, we have only a short while before they come back. Do you wanna..."
"If you do," I shrugged. I'm sure you guys can guess what happened next so I'm not gonna explain it.
We finished just as everyone came back. We acted casual and soon enough slept. In the morning, Patty didn't wanna wake up, so we both ended up cuddling all day. I took him home in the afternoon and Tayler held a snake out to me.
"I bought 6. Hold this one," he stated and I did. Patty went to hang out with Calvin and I went to the roof, making TikToks with some of the others. Michael went live and walked around showing everyone.
"And here's this bitch," he showed me.
"Hi," I waved. Nikita walked in and completely stole the live. It became so funny and Calvin and Patty decided to make TikToks. I watched them and then looked at the comments after they posted it.
User 1: Cordelia be punching the air
User 2: Cordelia left the chat
I was making a TikTok and Patty and Calvin walked by with Calvin carrying Patty. I posted it and all the comments were so funny.
User 3: Cordy be looking jealous...
I liked the comment and TikTok room made a big deal about it.
"Go live, go live, go live!" Patty said so I went live on instagram. I didn't really know how to entertain them and Tayler pushed me aside and sat with his guitar strumming it. I sang a song and everyone said that we should colab. I was tapping my nails and read a comment, gasping.
"Justin! Get off my live!" I smiled but he sent a request. I accepted it and he set his phone up. Tayler stared and Patty suddenly popped up at the top.
"Oh, shit. That's Justin Bieber," he said and left.
"Wait. Patty," I pet the open spot next to me. He sat and I looked at Justin. "What's up?"
"Nothing. I'm waiting for my Postmates and Hailey is putting on makeup right now I think."
"Oh."
"Show my your nails." I did and they were ready to fall off.
"I have to get them done probably either later today or tomorrow."
"Why does everyone in the chat want us to sing Cold Water? That song was so long ago. The fact that I still remember it, though," Justin said.
"Sing it," I said.
"I can play it on the guitar," Tayler offered.
"You sing Karen's part," Justin told me.
"Fine." We sang and the live loved it.
"Okay, I gotta go. I'll text you later or something."
"Sure." He left and I kept the live going. Tayler set his guitar aside and Patty hugged me around the waist. He rested his chin on my shoulder and Tayler walked off as Bryce sat down.
"Can I go?" Patty asked me. "I'll take you to the nail salon later."
"Yeah. Sure," I said and he quickly fixed his hair before getting up. Bryce held my hand and we were messing around. Patty got jealous and quickly walked over out of the live's view. Bryce gave a smug look and I hoped they wouldn't fight. Patty came to me and kissed me, standing straight.
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Wait, I'm Sorry: Patrick Huston
FanfictionCordelia May is an 18-year-old Team 10 member. She's the younger sister of Jake and Logan Paul and she's kept most of her personality a secret. Cordelia is a singer and is part of the group SHAED. She's the lead singer, but doesn't let anyone know i...
