what they do to annoy you

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Alex- He types and does work during movie night (you hide his laptop sometimes) (ALEX SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND WATCH MOANA! NO WORKING!!!!)

Aaron- he steals the book you're reading so you pay attention to him (AARON? WHERE THE FUCK DID THE HUNGER GAMES GO???)

Laurens-  He feeds the turtles every time they eat all their food (JOHN! THE TURTLES ARE OVERWEIGHT! STOP FUCKING FEEDING THEM!!)  (hee, i do that)

Lafayette- He will randomly start speaking French (LAF! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING! ENGLISH YOU TALL BAGUETTE!)

Mulligan- he hides your keys/wallet, so you don't leave him (HERC! WHERE ARE MY KEYS! I'M GONNA BE LATE!!)

G. Wash- He overworks himself, and adopts all of his debate club members (GEORGE!! YOU CANNOT ADOPT ANY MORE MEMBERS OF THE DEBATE CLUB!!!)

Jefferson- he gets to flirty in public (Thomas! QUIT TRYING TO KISS ME EVERYWHERE!!! i DON'T NEED YOU WHISPERING IN MY EAR!!!!!!!!!)

Madison- he doesn't listen to you when he' sick (JAMES, GET YOUR ASS IN BED! YOU ARE SICK!!)

King George- he threatens your american friends (GEORGE! STOP TRYING TO KILL MY AMERICAN FRIENDS!!!!)

Angelica- she's gets a little to rowdy at feminist marches (ANGELICA! GET OFF THE CAR! PUT THE MAN DOWN!) 

Peggy- she paints all. the. time. on any surface (PEGGY STOP PAINTING THE CAT!!!)

Eliza- she is to apologetic, she could run into the wall, and apologize (ELIZA! IT IS NOT LIVING! please don't apologize to it!)

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