Kaitou Joker x Reader

Chapter 9: The Luxurious Kaneari Express

•Y/N's POV•

Right now, I plan to forget about yesterday by taking a relaxation, but of course with a small disguise as a model since everyone keep saying I look like one. Even if I have to change my voice to low pitch.

Right now, I was reading a magazine about Phantom Thieves and wow, they are a lot, but Spade and Joker have the most pictures since they are rank #1. I can't believe they are so popular. The models really got to disguise as them for money, eh... I was here at the sleeper cars right now.

I turn pink when I saw a model disguise as Joker in a hot pose. Imagine if he was doing that... Dammit, I'm gonna faint on that...

Suriously, how is Kaneari a freaking celebrity in that face? Suddenly, as I check their magazine, someone enter my room. I slowly look up and saw Joker. "Oh hello miss! Are you fan since you're checking magazines about Kaitous like me?" He ask with a flirty smirk before I blush.

"If you are, can I stay? I kinda want to stay in this spot..." he added before I giggle.

"Joker, you dummy, it's me..." I said as I remove my disguise. "Y/n? What are you doing here?" He ask as I give him a book of funny things. "I was planning relaxation here and disguise myself as a model. I didn't know you are coming for another treasure..." I explain before he awkwardly scratch the back of his neck.
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I was pink when he was laughing non-stop. His laugh are ringing and it's making my stomach feel butterflies again while my face heat. "This too funny!" He exclaim between his laughter while I roll my eyes with a proud smirk. Another reason why I fell in love with you...

Suddenly, Hachi enter the room. "Terrible news, Joker-san!" He said before he look dumbfounded when I awkwardly wave while my crush is dying of laughter. "Yah! Why are you lazing around for?!" He complain.

"What's with you, Hachi? You've got to enjoy the trip more!" The magician said before he start laughing again, making the ninja groan. "I always wonder why he sound so cute and wicked at the same time when he laugh..." I said dreamily before my [e/c] pupils sparkle as I stare at the young magician in awe.

"Miss Y/n, please not you too~" Hachi whined. "Geez, how can you say something like that?!? Mr.Kaneari says he has a huge trap waiting for us! Inspector Onimaya's here, too!!!" Ue added, but Joker just ignore him and continue his business.

"Please, take your work seriously!" The small ninja scream before he slowly stop and turn serious. "Ugh.. I guess I gotta... Your no fun sometimes. Did you place the item I told you on the treasure car?" He ask. "Yes! It's perfect!"

"Then, all I have to do is get their attention..." "Since Miss Y/n is here, can she please come?" He added before I sweat drop. I just want peace, but at the same time, I wanna go with Joker and Hachi! "Sure thing! Who knows, she might coming handy..." henteased before I playfully punch him.
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Suddenly, I found myself standing beside Joker on top of the train while Hachi scream. "This is the fourth car, so we've got a way to go... Hang on, you two!" Joker reminded before my eyes shrunk when I look down at the wheels.

"Are you out of your mind?! This is ridiculous! What if you fall?! In other words, what if we fall?! " I scolded him. "I will fall! Let's find a safer way to go!" Hachi agreed with me until he went flying and his master, loosing his balance. "Woah!" "Mr./Joker! You okay?!" Me and Hachi said in unison before we pull him up.

"Goddammit, Hachi... O-Of course I'm not okay! That was dangerous! Next time, eat more to put some weight. You look like a balloon!" he joke before I giggle. Suddenly, we heard someone screaming his name. Great, the inspector... again...