Pete: so do you have any ideas on what you're gonna do?
Ryan: about
Pete: for Brendon
Ryan: what about him
Pete: his anebirtsery
Ryan: what?
Pete: the free cake celebration
Ryan: you're giving out free cake?
Pete: no his big 18
Ryan: can you just say it like a normal person
Pete: his birthday you dumbass
Ryan: Brendon's birthday?
Pete: Yes! Holy crap that was painful how could you not get it
Ryan: I'm watching Brendon play with Dottie so I'm not really paying attention to you
Pete: you irritate me sometimes
Ryan: ditto anyway what about his birthday
Pete: did he not tell you his birthday is Thursday
Ryan: what???
Pete: kinda surprised he's really excited about it I was gonna plan something and thought that maybe you had something you wanted to do too
Ryan: what were you planning? I don't want to ruin your plans
Pete: well normally Brendon Patrick and I just go out somewhere to celebrate then come home and watch a movie you can join us this year if you want
Ryan: I'd love to I can't believe he didn't tell me I gotta get him something what do you think he'd like is it weird if I get him something we've been talking long enough for it not to be weird so that shouldn't matter right
Pete: woah calm down there or you're starting to sound like Brendon when he gets worked up
Ryan: what if I get him something and he hates it I shouldn't get anything
Ryan: but what if he gets upset that I didn't get him a present!
Pete: hmm
Ryan: what??
Pete: I can almost feel the anxiety through the phone
Ryan: oh fuck off
Pete: lol just messing with you
Ryan: haha very funny
Pete: anyway I can help you pick something out for him
Ryan: really?
Pete: sure why not wanna make sure you make a good impression for your guy's first birthday together
Ryan: we're not like together together
Pete: I'm well away of that fact you dumbass
Ryan: why am I a dumbass this time?
Pete: sigh if you don't see it then there's nothing I can do I can't fix stupid
Ryan: oh please do insult me more why don't you ._.
Pete: shut up we'll go to the mall or something after practice tomorrow
Ryan: alright thanks