national team here we go

chatfic or twitter ? who knows anymore

hinata added iwaizumi and aran

hinata: hi iwaizumi-san and aran-san!

iwaizumi: i really dont remember agreeing to this

aran: oh god

hoshi: it is what it is

ushijima: hello, iwaizumi. have you tried convincing oikawa to join this team?

tsumu: hell no
tsumu: two of us setters are plenty

kags: id comment on u being on the bench but i dont wanna be benched
kags: and that would definitely happen if oikawa-san was here so no

gao: would u though

hyakuzawa: yea he lost lol

iwaizumi: i-

bokubro: HE DID GREAT THOUGH

sakusa: no one stated otherwise

hyakuzawa: iwaizumi-san is going to kill all of us

komori: no, he doesnt have my consent (◕‿◕✿)

sakusa: he has mine

tsumu: dont kill komori, unless youre able to find us a replacement libero
tsumu: preferably as good as him
tsumu: -suna btw

aran: suna no

komori: sUNA WDYM PREFERABLY

sakusa: does washio consent

bokubro: washio says go wild

komori: NO HE WOULD NEVER WTF

tsumu: i guess its time to start searching
tsumu: @yaku any chance you plan on returning to japan permanently ?

yaku: ...i'll consider it when komori's dead

kags: when...?

yaku: when.

gao: oh god

iwaizumi: no one kill komori wtf

sakusa: what's stopping me ?

komori: i have all your secrets dont u try to lay a finger on me

hyakuzawa: that doesnt sound that threatening because its hard to believe

hinata: just spill the secrets

tsumu: yea youre gonna die anyways lol
tsumu: shit gotta run from tsumu

komori: ,,,,,

sakusa: don't test me

komori: im not !! ( ⁰д⁰)

bokubro: pussy

sakusa:

bokubro: U SAW NOTHING AHAH THAT WAS A JOKE

aran: suna,,, are u alive ?

tsumu: nah i'm kiLLING THE BITCH RIGHT NOW

komori: sure, we already have washio anyways

hoshi: simp

gao: komori no

iwaizumi: i dont get paid enough to deal with this

kags: u have experience
kags: i would have lost my shit if i had to deal with oikawa-san for more than a decade

iwaizumi: fair enough

yaku: iwaizumi says that but turns soft for his boyfriend

hyakuzawa: change iwaizumi to u and say that into a mirror, thanks