Purple Midnight (TodoBakuDeku AU) ✔️

~*Thirteenth Chapter*~

*Major Cussing Warning*

"Oh wow, Shoto, this is pretty nice! I'm excited," Izuku complimented, looking up at the bright, neon sign that read, "All For One's Pasta" and observing the bustling crowed inside.

Shoto beamed as he held the door open for the ecstatic green-haired male, pausing when his ash blonde boyfriend didn't go inside after Izuku.

"Does it not look good, or something, Katsuki?" Shoto tested, moving to close the door but being stopped by a concerned-looking Izuku. Izuku walked over to Katsuki, and hit him hard on the shoulder, a disapproving look on his face, even the though the boy he hit didn't particularly do anything wrong.

He shook his head and tauntingly siad,

"There isn't anything wrong, now is there, Kacchan?" Izuku raised a brow and waited for Katsuki to say something; to which the carmine-eyed boy replied simply,

"Nah, it looks good, Sho." As Katsuki walked into the restaurant, he mumbled under his breath, unknowingly to only one of two of the teens behind him, "control freak." Izuku went up to Katsuki and hit him on the arm again, this time inciting a yelp and several angry protests from his boyfriend.

"God, why are you so abusive?" Katsuki uttered, his face showing how flabbergasted by Izuku's actions he was. Izuku rolled his eyes and scoffed, trying to wave a waiter over as they sat down at some random booth.

"You're just mad about the reality checks and scoldings I hit you with alongside the beatings, rather than the actual hits themselves. Yes, I should probably stop, but only if you stop being insensitive and stupid," Izuku explained thoroughly, extracting yet another succession of curses and remarks from the ash-blonde.

"Okay you two, stop it. We're about to order," Shoto intervened, putting a stop to their small quarrel. A petite woman with a very real, and very welcoming smile greeted the trio, taking their orders of drinks and moving on to the next table.

Katsuki, who was sitting next to Izuku and across from Shoto, grabbed the neatest menu on the table and scanned the choices, trying his best to ignore the food stains that littered the three laminated pages every so often.

"What are you guys fucking getting? I think I'll get the Alfredo, sounds legit," he noted, taking one last look at all of the entrees and then setting the menu back down violently.

Izuku huffed loudly and rolled his eyes once again, setting his own menu down as he memorized what he would get.

"Do you have to be so vulgar all the damn time, Kacchan?" he inquisitioned passive aggressively, not daring to look to the left of him and face Katsuki. Katsuki rolled his eyes back and didn't say anything, not feeling up to starting a whole scene about Izuku's own vulgarness for once in his life.

Izuku chuckled, but said nothing about Katsuki's silence, his anger slowly fading away the more he told himself that there was nothing he could do about his boisterous boyfriend. He didn't necessarily want to fix Katsuki, he just wanted him to at least be courteous while they were out on a date.

But of course, he's Katsuki Bakugo. Izuku seriosuly shouldn't have expected anything less.

The waiter from before came back to their table to check up on them and to see if they were ready to order; of which they were. The three of them sat in silence for only a few moments after the woman left to go get their meals started, and picked up small talk surprisingly easily.

Their conversations were nothing special, but once the food came, they immediately shut up and dug in, divulging I'm talking about random stuff between bites, and just enjoying each other's company.

"You have a nice ass, Izuku," Katsuki suddenly said out of nowhere, stunning both the boy in question and Shoto into silence.

'Excuse...' Izuku thought, unable to finish that sentence as he imagined his own butt, then Katsuki's butt.

"Y'know what, Kacchan...you do too. Although your tits are better," he eventually spoke up, finding his voice at the worst time.

While Katsuki was eating. He choked on his food and at Izuku, realizing what he had done and smirking slightly. Slowly dragging his eyes away from his seafoam-eyed boyfriend and over to Shoto, his smirk grew wider; Izuku unknowingly doing the same. Shoto, completely lost as to what exactly was happening, looked rapidly from boyfriend to boyfriend, trying his best to piece things together, yet failing miserably.

"Your ass is pretty fine too, Sho-"

"Your not too bad either, Shoto-" Katsuki and Izuku complimented unanimously, turning their heads at the same time to look at each other, only to laugh their asses off shortly after. Izuku grew quite embarrassed about his laugh once they both had calmed down; though soon being reassured by both of the boys sitting at the table with him that it was the most beautiful thing they'd ever heard; he of course didn't believe them.

After a few more minutes of them just doing whatever at that booth, finishing up their meals and letting another waiter they hadn't seen before take their empty plates, they finally got out of the restaurant and stood outside of the door, wondering what to do next.

"So, um...we're all together, right? And we just went on a pretty cool date, but we're still awkward around each other, and because of that, we don't know if we're supposed to go back to the dorms, or..." Izuku drawled, looking at Shoto, then Katsuki, then back again as he talked. Both boys nodded their heads in agreement, sparing him a glance as they thought of what their next move should be.

Thankfully, they didn't have to think for much longer. Well, not exactly thankfully...

A man they had never seen before came plowing through Izuku, and as soon as they both tumbled to the ground, he instantly got back up and kept sprinting.

A loud yell from behind them put a stop to Shoto and Katsuki's moves to help their green-haired partner up.

Mina, Kaminari, and Kirishima all ran up to the three boys from the same direction the man came barreling past, stopping only for a second to catch their breath and host the guns that were in their hands.

"You three should help...that fucko is giving us so much trouble I just want to snap him in half. And I bet you do too, Midoriya," Mina stated, continuing her marathon the catch up with their supposed target, Kaminari and Kirishima close behind.

None of the trio moved for a split second, before Izuku sprang to his feet and put on a menacing look before cracking his knuckles.

"You're right Mina, I do wish to murder the asshole who practically turned me into roadkill!" he exclaimed, running after the three teens that were in the middle of a chase. Katsuki burst out laughing as he stated a little jog to catch up to his boyfriend.

"You see that...that was why I had a crush on him," he confessed, suppressing his laughs so he could run faster. Shoto shook his head and scolded Katsuki for his choice of words, before inevitably following closely behind.

Annnnnnd, done! Now I can focus on my two-I mean! one...one new book! Oh, and also my of my on ho-I mean! and nothing else!

Now I can focus on nothing but my new KiriDeku book...yeah. Totally. Anyways guys, THANK YOU ALL SOSOSO MUCH FOR STICKING WITH THIS SHITTY ASS BOOK UNTIL THE END! It means the world :D

And yes, I know this chapter is short and it's not that good a quality, but a lot of shit is happening in my life right now, so idk when I'll release any new content. But be on the look out just in case, please ;)

I love you all, I thank you all, and I wish you all...great and amazing days/lives! Until the next one! :3

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