Haikyu!! Oneshots

"He's my husband." - Takeukai

Ok so I was thinking about Ukai and was wondering if he was even employed by the school, I don't think he was, and imagined him having to sneak in to Karasuno when volleyball training was on.

I also said next I would do Kurooken and I apologise. The idea I have I haven't fully worked out what I want to write so it may be a little bit longer until I post it so I'm sorry. It most likely may be the next one but obviously this may change.

Also lets just pretend that the school isn't homophobic and Takeda isn't at risk of losing his job by saying what he says.

Also these two already like each other when this starts it just isn't stated. I thought that it was more just understandable from how they interact and the ending of the story.
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Ukai looked at the gates of Karasuno. Another day, another volleyball practice which meant having to sneak into the high school to coach his team.

Sometimes they would come up with plans to sneak him in, other times he would just run for it and hope he didn't get caught.

Today was one of the latter days.

Luckily it wasn't too far to the gym and there weren't many student around so he got there pretty easily. He walked in and talked about what they would be practicing before starting.

Takeda and Ukai stood to the side, discussing any practice matches or volleyball club matters. Occasionally Ukai would yell something out to the team that could be improved as they practiced.

All was going well until the vice principal walked in after getting a noise complaint from students, Tanaka and noya had been yelling especially loud that day. Ukai and the vp locked eyes and everyone stopped, wondering what would happen next.

"Who are you and who gave you permission to train this team? Only employed staff are permitted to be here." The vice principal said as everyone began to panic.

Everyone was shocked by who answered the question though and more importantly what was said.

"He's my husband. I'm so sorry for not informing the school before that he would be here today but he offered to watch the team as I had a lot of papers to mark. This will not happen again in the future without getting school permission." Takeda somewhat calmly said. The entire team looked shocked. Takeda, their anxious and slightly incompetent advisor, just said that? (No hate intended to Takeda by the way)

Ukai was a little nervous that the vp wouldn't buy it so he wrapped his arm around takeda's waist and pulled him closer.

"Ah I see. Very well he may stay as he is already here but in the future please inform us of him visiting the school or have him contact us." The vice principal said, forgetting about the noise complaint, and walked out of the gym.

Ukai let go of Takeda and chuckled slightly. "Husband? Slow down a little specs. At least take me out on a date first." He said teasing as Takeda blushed.

Tsukishima cleared his throat and the two looked back at the team who were still a little frozen in shock.

"Like you guys haven't seen or participated in gay pda." Ukai said, earning a chuckle from Takeda.

"I'm not gay." Tsukishima said.

"Tsukki that's not what you said when you were making out with me yesterday." Yamaguchi piped up, earning a lot of laughter from the team and a stuttering Tsukishima trying to defend himself.

"Right before anyone else gets outed let's just continue. " Ukai said, wanting to move on before anything more serious happened.

An hour or so later, practice was over and everyone was clearing up. Ukai was just leaving when someone pulled on his top. He turned around and saw Takeda.

"I think it's best we leave together." Takeda said earning a smirk from the coach.

"I meant because we are supposed to be married and if the vice principal or anyone else who got told sees us going our separate ways they may know we faked it. " Takeda said, blush on his cheeks.

"Of course specs, anything for my husband." Ukai jokingly said as he grabbed onto Takeda's hand. This made the teacher blush even more and the two began to walk out of the school.

They reached the gate and were about to go their separate ways when they saw the vp walking in their direction.

Now they could've kept on walking with each other until the vice principal was out of sight but ukai did something a little stupid.

He panicked, moved his hand to rest on Takeda's cheek and kissed him. The teacher froze before kissing back as the vp just walked passed them.

Ukai pulled away and realised what he had done but seeing more people walking towards the gate to leave he decided to pull Takeda in the direction of his shop.

"I'm sorry spe... Takeda I shouldn't have done that." Ukai apologised as they stopped walking.

The teacher just stood there, starring at the man in front of him.

"I promise it won't happen again." The coach continued to apologise but Takeda wasn't paying attention. He instead reached out towards the other and leaned closer.

"Sensei what are you ....." But he was cut off by Takeda kissing him. Ukai was stunned for a few seconds before he kissed back, wrapping his hands around the teacher's waist.

They pulled apart and looked at each other.

"Why did you kiss me again?" Ukai asked without thinking as he remained shocked at the other's actions.

"Can't I kiss my husband?" Takeda jokingly replied, earning a light slap from Ukai as they both giggled.

"Well, my husband, can I drive you home?" Ukai asked.

" Of course my beautiful husband. " Takeda responded.

They both climbed into Ukai's car. The jokes and laughter continued through the journey. When they arrived, Ukai walked Takeda up to his apartment.

"Well, amazing husband, I guess it's time to say goodbye for the night." The coach said as Takeda opened the door.

"Would my husband not like to come in?" Takeda asked.

" I'm afraid that, my gorgeous husband, I have to do an early shift tomorrow and need to head home."

"Well then, husband, I bid you farewell. " Takeda said as the two said goodbye and the teacher closed his apartment door.

The next day at practice, Ukai and Takeda continued to joke about the previous days events. The training finished in what seemed like a very short space of time and before they knew in, Takeda and Ukai were the only ones left in the gym.

"Hey coach, are you free this Saturday?" Takeda asked.

"Yes I am, why do you ask?" Ukai replied.

"Well I was originally going to take your hand in marriage but a wise man once said that I should take you out on a date first so would you like to go on a date with me my dearest husband? " Takeda asked.

"Nothing, my stunning husband,would make me happier."
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I hope you enjoyed.

I was considering making them actually married so maybe I'll make another version of the story but with them actually being married and then they answer a bunch of questions asked by the team.

But yeah I hope you enjoyed.

Bye kiddos!