The Big Three Are Cats

We get turned into cats

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Percy Jackson.

Poseidon's POV

"Those old fools! This will teach them a lesson!" someone exclaimed.

I yawned and opened my eyes. My tail flicked against my body. Wait, my tail? I turned my head and got a better look at myself. Oh my Gods, I was a cat!

Beside me, two cats were stirring. One of them was yellow, with sky blue eyes and the other, pitch black, with eyes as dark as Tartarus.

"Brothers?" I asked.

"Poseidon?" asked the yellow cat, who must've been Zeus, in disbelief.

"Aww, look! The little kitties have woken up!" exclaimed another voice. I looked up and saw Persephone. Beside her stood Hera and my wife, Amphitrite.

"Well, you know what to do, girls, let's take them away!" Hera shouted excitedly, her eyes wide, carrying a crazed look in them.

I looked over at my brothers, confused and slightly scared, although I'd never admit it. Had our wives gone crazy?

Then Amphitrite picked me up by the scruff of the neck and before I could fight her off, placed me in a cage, which was slightly too small. Before I could get comfortable, she teleported away from the room that I'd been in mere seconds ago.

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"Perseus Jackson, wake up."

"Whaa?" I asked, opening an eye.

In front of me stood Amphitrite, a cage with a cat in it beside her. I sat up, fully awake quickly wiping at my chin incase I'd drooled.

"I want you to look after my cat, Poseidon for a little while." she said, holding out the cat.

The question as to why someone would name their cat after their husband briefly crossed my mind, but I decided not to ask.
"Uh," I said, wondering why a goddess ask me to look after their cat?

"Fantastic," she said, leaning forward and placing a collar on my neck.

"Hey!" I cried. "what's that for?"

"It is so my cat does not escape." she explained, then disappeared.

"Goddess are crazy." I said to the cat, it looked like it agreed. "That cage must be really uncomfortable."

The cat nodded.

Ok, weird.

I opened the cage and the cat jumped out, springing onto my shoulder. Sighing, I got up off the park bench where I'd fallen asleep and started walking home.

Poseidon's POV

If Amphitrite thought that this was a punishment, then she was wrong. I loved spending time with my son, even if I was a cat.

I just wonder what happened to my brothers.

Hades POV

Persephone teleported me to a small, dark and dirty alleyway. In front of me was my son, Nico. He was bending over a trash can.

"Nico, I would like you to look after my cat, Hades." said Persephone.

Nico jumped, before spunning around. "You have a cat?" he asked.

"Yes," she said in an exasperated tone. "Now will you look after him?"

"Er, sure, I guess." he said with a shrug. "Wait, why is his name Hades?"