Thanks to XxFoodieNerdxX for the suggestion!!
The VILE faculty are in the diner from the end of season 2 and need a source or entertainment...
Countess Cleo: I hate this stupid diner. Why are we even in this.. place..
Professor Maelstrom: It's not ideal, but we are going to have to deal with it for now.
Coach Brunt: THE SERVICE IS SOO SLOW AND WE ARE LITERALLY THE ONLY PEOPLE HERE.
Waiter: *glares*
Professor Maelstrom: No need to yell, it's not going to speed up the service. Have some patience it's barely been 2 minutes.
Dr. Sarai Bellum: Pass the salt
Coach Brunt: what. Are you gonna season the cutlery and eat it..??
Dr. Sarai Bellum: salt.
Professor Maelstrom: *slides salt shaker across table*
She pulls out a large metal device that kinda resembles a whisk and starts pouring salt into parts of it.
Coach Brunt: Uuuh wha-
Dr. Sarai Bellum: shhh
Countess Cleo: how did she just pull that out of nowhere..??
Coach Brunt: beats me
Countess cleo: Well, if we are going to sit here waiting let's at least do something entertaining.
Coach Brunt: whatchya thinking
Dr. Sarai Bellum: *looks up from whisk like device* How about truth or dare??
Professor Maelstrom: I cannot believe, that we, the VILE faculty, a notorious criminal organisation, are steeping this low.
Coach Brunt: Or maybe... you're just scared..???
Professor Maelstrom: Ohh I can assure you Coach I'm not scared. It's on. Is everyone in
Everyone at the table nods.
Countess Cleo: Whose starting??
Everyone else: Dibs not me!!!
Professor Maelstrom: I can't believe we are acting so child like.
Dr. Sarai Bellum: Hah. Cleo was last, she's first.
Countess Cleo: Urgh fine.
Professor Maelstrom: what's it going to be. Truth or dare??
Countess Cleo: I opt truth
Dr. Sarai Bellum: hmmm
Professor Maelstrom: ummm
Coach Brunt: mmhmm
This continues for a few minutes
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