𝓢𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓘𝓷 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 ♥ 𝐿.𝐻

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we were on the plane to Miami for the concert and the wedding and i was ready to punch Emily. "dude shut up!" i exclaimed as Luke whistled, "hello firecracker!" i snorted, "shut up Luke." he groaned, "Emily i hate you." Emily giggled, "hi Luke!" he snorted, "what the hell did you have?" Ashton sighed, "she had sugar..." Crystal groaned, "man! im gonna beat whoever gave the other momma bear sugar."

i snickered, "i call first dibs! man i gotta stay with the girls tonight!" Luke groaned, "man...." his mom laughed, "its bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding." he sighed, "i know it is but it still sucks. i got used to sleeping next to her!" i huffed, "hello bags under my eyes!" Crystal scowled, "oh hell no bitch!" my mom sighed, "there's a thing called concealer for a reason, plus Haley can hide the bags under her eyes easily." Haley turned in her seat and nodded, "yep. i got this covered Crystal and Sav.."

i sighed, "oh this is gonna suck!" Luke sighed, "yes it will. im sharing a room with a bunch of idiots." Calum scowled, "who are you calling idiots here Luke?" he snorted, "you, Mike, Ash, Jeremy, Drew and Alex. Trevor is the only sane one im staying with." my dad laughed, "you are welcome!"

"i got Crystal, Emily, my mom, your mom, Haley, and my sister...." i muttered darkly as Valerie turned in her seat next to Haley and waved, "hi sis!" i gave Luke a look, "if my sister isnt there at the alter, i killed her." he laughed, "you wont kill your sister." my mom snorted, "Sav sat on Valerie's head as a 4 year old...i wouldn't put it past her." Luke whistled, "damn Sav you sat on your triplet sisters head as a 4 year old?" i shrugged, "apparently. hey that's what's wrong with her!" everyone laughed as Crystal snickered, "we figured it out! Sav sat on her sisters head and that's whats wrong with Val."

Valerie huffed, "thanks Sav." my dad snickered, "she also sat on Jeremy's head too." i cackled, "i loved 4 year old me!" Luke gripped his nose, "so even when she was 4 she was a freaking firecracker." my parents nodded, "yep! and 5 she learned about duct tape...somehow." my dad narrowed his eyes at me. "dont look at me! i dont remember being 5!"

"shit i was 7 when she learned what duct tape was and i dont remember it." Crystal muttered. "i was 4..." Emily muttered. Michael sighed, "lovely. i keep forgetting Emily and Sav are a year apart." Luke pursed his lips, "so do i." i waved, "hi Luke!" he snorted, "what the hell did you have? oh hell no you didnt have chocolate did you?!" his mom sighed, "lovely." i laughed, "no i didnt have chocolate."

he sighed of relief, "thank god. otherwise i would be saying a prayer for the moms and the girls..." i scowled, "hey you got my brother!" his mom snickered, "and his own brothers too." Luke groaned, "wait im sharing a room with twiddle dee and twiddle dumb?!" i cackled, "have fun Luke!"

she nodded smirking, "and your dad. big suite apparently." Luke groaned, "great...its my childhood all over again." i snickered, "that sucks. i got a hoe." i motioned towards my sister who shrugged, "meh ive been called worse." Emily snorted, "how the hell have you been called worse?" Valerie sighed, "slut, whore." i snorted, "they mean the same thing." Crystal snickered, "well i mean...she has more of a body count than everyone in our group does." Valerie laughed, "true. i got 20." i whistled, "damn! i got 1!" i gestured towards Luke who smiled, "so do i."