𝓢𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓘𝓷 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 ♥ 𝐿.𝐻

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"dude this site has everything!" Crystal said randomly as i snorted, "what site are you talking about?" Luke sighed, "im so glad you asked that and not me." Crystal huffed, "the pregnancy site!" i gasped, "my god now we know what your talking about!" Emily snickered, "dude none of us knew what you were talking about." Crystal groaned, "fuck off momma to be's....4 weeks later and im still not used to saying it..." everyone laughed as Emily snorted, "shut up Crystal! blame Ashton!" she pointed to Ashton who scowled, "oy! Luke fucked up too!"

"hey i pulled out!" Luke defended as Calum snickered, "he's got you there Ash." Ashton groaned, "man..." Luke's mom snickered, "see Ashton all you had to do was pull out, then again Luke did and now he's gonna be a dad..." Luke snorted, "thanks mom you helped me none!"

"welcome!" his mom smiled at him innocently as Luke snorted, "it was sarcasm mom!" his phone rang causing him to groan and pull his phone out of his pocket and groaned, "man...its the idiots!" his mom snickered, "which idiot?" he sighed, "according to Sav my lookalike." i snickered, "you guys do look alike."

"you guys do!" Emily jumped in the conversation. i glanced at Crystal, "now what the hell are you talking about with the site?" she sighed, "it even mentions sex during childbirth." Ashton perked up, "wait you can have sex while pregnant?" i face palmed, "i love how that was your concern." Luke snickered, "that's something Jack would ask."

"what about me?" i heard Jack as his mom laughed, "hiya Jackie!" i burst out laughing, "damn Jack!" Jack groaned, "come on mom!" Luke snickered, "that's your nickname now." he groaned again, "man!" i heard 2 more laughs as Luke sighed, "hey dad, Ben." his mom snickered, "you sound so thrilled speaking to your brothers."

"oh yeah because its nothing like dealing with 2 idiots." i heard scowls, "oy! your an idiot too Luke!" Ben yelled. i snickered, "he's got you there Luke." he sighed, "quiet Savvy Bear." i huffed, "no!" he groaned, "hiya sarcastic Savvy how are you?" i snickered, "im awesome!" he chuckled, "and hyper...." my dad snickered, "when is she not hyper?"

"good point." Luke muttered. i heard gasps, "Savvy!" i squeaked, "hi Hemmings family!" Luke snickered, "hey Sav?" i huffed, "i dont like that tone." his mom laughed, "i dont blame you." Luke scowled, "hey!" Calum laughed, "damn Luke." Luke sighed, "im used to it. guess what Savvy? your in my family now." i groaned, "man!"

"hey!" Luke protested as his mom laughed. "what?! i got 2 brother in laws now!"

"woah what?!" his brothers and dad said in unison. Luke whistled, "that was super creepy." his mom nodded, "yes it was. guess what Andrew?!" his dad groaned, "now i dont like that tone." Michael whistled, "damn alright i see it now!" Luke scoffed, "see what?! bitch its my mom dumbass!" i snickered, "damn Mike you got called a bitch and a dumbass." he sighed, "shut up Savvy."

"no!" i said stubbornly. Crystal sighed, "anyway...yes Ashton you can have sex while pregnant." Ashton cheered as Emily snorted, "hey guess what Ashton?" he huffed, "man!" Luke snickered, "guess you aint getting anything." Emily snorted, "hell no im stuck in this position because of his fuck up!"