characters as dumb texts i've sent/recieved

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carmen: if you don't stop being self-deprecating i will steal your kneecaps
ivy: i'm a lesbian and i've said it a lot, but it's pride month so i can say it as much as i want
zack: can you die from having too much vitamin c?
chase: also apparently i'm VERY bad at mowing the lawn so that stereotype rings true in my case
dash: i can explain it as:  boye make heart go brrrr hahaha
julia: *this picture*

bellum: hear me out: bigfoot but completely shavedmime bomb: burger bing boot bettucetigress: 14 messages worth of the word anchovies over and overcarmen again: catra applesauce meowmeow says no cheatingel topo: if i die, will you advertise the gu...

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bellum: hear me out: bigfoot but completely shaved
mime bomb: burger bing boot bettuce
tigress: 14 messages worth of the word anchovies over and over
carmen again: catra applesauce meowmeow says no cheating
el topo: if i die, will you advertise the gummy bear song for me?
le chevre: *in response to el topo* of course, if you'd do the same for me
tigress: *to graham* gimme those earrings, rachel!
graham: *in response to tigress* give me that liver jessica, it's worth $557,000 on the black market

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