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Conversation 1

koalaray
>So we got on the subject of this newspaper article about koalas and stds, and how scientists are gonna try and find a cure for that or something
>And my mom was like "that's funny, because koalas don't normally move from their trees until they've eaten everything"
>So I looked her in the eye and said
"mom. Some things are worth moving for."

JG
>Oh radical of you Ray, a sex joke

koalaray
>Don't say radical
>It sounds weird
>Like gnarly

JG
>Would you rather be extreme? Or unbounded or daring or something else

koalaray
>I'd rather be nothing

JG
>That's the Ray spirit we love

koalaray
>My arm hurts

EDD
> XD

JG
>What did you do to it

koalaray
>Got stabbed twice with some needles today
>At the doctor lol

EDD
>Did they fix u

JG
>Good to know your parents aren't antivax lol

koalaray
>Edd
>No one can fix me
>We've been over this

EDD
>I know but it doesn't hurt to think there's someone out there that can

koalaray
>Oh shoot guys

JG
>What

koalaray
>I got blood on my light switch......

JG
>Pretty metal

EDD
>You're a part of the house now

koalaray
>I'll haunt it when I'm dead
>I'll be flipping the light switch every night

EDD
>The sacrifice has been made XD

JG
>You might have just gotten a house std you should get a test

koalaray
>I should probably clean this light switch

EDD
>Ray come play mc with me

koalaray
>Mmmmm
>No

EDD
>Awe y

koalaray
>I'm lazy

EDD
>K

koalaray
>Lol
>So understanding thank you

About 45 minutes later....

Ron
>What did I miss?

JG
>Ray doing stuff

Ron
>I see....

Conversation 2

koalaray

>Don't ask why
>Just accept it

JG
>Ray we care about your safety, we have to ask why

Ron
>I guess

koalaray
>Because

JG
>Ok fine, keep your mysterious elevator sound then

koalaray
>I shall

Ron
>It's an elevator sound?

koalaray
>Yes

Ron
>Umm ok

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