Time Traveller Kakashi

Time Traveller Kakashi - One

Kakashi woke up, the last thing he remembered was...

Crying over his non-existent Icha Icha, hmm, perhaps he should travel to Jiraya and ask him to write it early.

No actually, he remembered falling asleep in the arms of police dude. He was around...5. Yeah, that was how old he was when his father died. He tried to remember what happened last time he discovered his dead father.

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Oh yeah, he had done the same thing and then he had gone of to be a little shit who had a ten meter pole stuck up his arse. He wondered briefly whether or not he still wanted to do that...

Yeah he did. Being an arsehole was fun. Especially since he actually had a reason to be. Obviously he wasn't going to disrespect his father's morals this time, god no. He would pretend to because that was what was expected of him.

He was pretty sure that was why Minato told Obito about his father later, to help heal him or something. 

He looked around the room he could see white, white, white and would you look at that! Some more white. He wrinkled his nose at the smell of  disinfectant and saw his clothes at the other side of the room. He was most likely in here because they wanted to check if he had emotional trauma or whatever. 

Kakashi decided to go to his house, jumping on rooftops and flashing the whole of Konohagakure because the damn hospital gowns just didn't cover enough.

Yes, he was going to blame it on the hospital gowns and not the fact that he was too lazy to change into his clothes even though they were on a chair at the other side of the room.

He went back to his home, sat down and planned out his life.

So obviously, If he was sent back in time for some reason he would want to change a few things.

Number one being the Kannabi bridge.

He would destroy those who took Rin and get the hell outta there. He would also not go near any caves and not kill Rin and he would hopefully not gain a sharingan at the end of the mission.

Number two being Kushina and Minato's death.

Obviously if Obito and Rin survived than Obito wouldn't attack Minato and Rin, however Tipton was likely someone else would come...

Number three would be the Akatsuki and stuff.

... He was pretty sure he was younger than Konan, Yahiko and Nagano by 6 years and Yahiko died when they were around 15 then so he would be 9 when that happened, so in 4 years. Well he had to stop Yahiko's death and then perhaps that would stop them from their insane goal. Also they would be in debt to him.

Number four being just stopping the fourth great shinobi war.

If he succeeded in number three and two then that would never happen.

He would have tried to stop his father's death but that wouldn't happen.

Kakashi wondered whether or not he could learn fuinjutsu. If he managed to be badass at it it would solve a lot of shit, on the other hand if he learnt it and then he sucked it would have meant it was a waste of time and he didn't have much time to spare...

He was in Minato's team. He is a prodigy. He figured that with a bit of non-existent luck he could probably pull it off...

He was going to deal with that later.

He debated whether or not he would stop the Uchiha Massacre... If he stopped it it might change the whole damned timeline however if he didn't it would be a whole lot of people dying. If he kept Minato alive there was a good chance of it not happening so Sasuke wouldn't go rogue and Itachi wouldn't have to kill the clan. He could also pull the favourites card when Minato became the Hokage and pull some strings to get rid of the sly bastard named Danzo.

But first things first.

He went over to his bed and fell asleep.

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Meanwhile in another timeline

"So we saved the world...now what?" Naruto asked, looking down at Kaguya'a body as the remaining people in the world looked around.

"I dunno." Sakura said, shrugging.

"Is there any survivors?" Sakura asked, looking around hopefully. They all looked around.

"Hn." Sasuke said, picking at the dirt underneath his nails.

"I think Orochimaru is still alive." Naruto said, looking at the figure in the horizon who was busy putting on a fashion show for the dead corpses.

"True true." Sakura agreed.

There was some more silence.

"Is this the part where we bury all the bodies and then some miracle happens to bring them all back to life?" Naruto asked hopefully.

"Naruto." Sasuke said suddenly.

"Hm?" Naruto asked, turning to face his rival.

"Will you marry me?" Sasuke asked, kneeling and holding out a ring.

There was silence.

Sakura sobbed. "I have been waiting for this day all my life. I can die a happy woman now." She said over exaggeratedly.

Naruto was shocked then he nodded. 

There was beautiful silence.

"Coo coo coo, what do we have here?" Orochimaru asked, popping out of nowhere.

"Sasuke just proposed to Naruto!" Sakura said happily. Orochimaru glared at Naruto.

"What about me?" He asked Sasuke.

"What about you?" Sasuke asked as he gave Naruto a ring he had gotten form nowhere.

"I'm your teacher, why don't you propose to me?" Orochimaru whined unhappily. They all stared at him, as if he was insane.

Kurama, who had being quiet during this whole exchange, rolled his eyes and grumbled something along the lines of hormonal teenagers and pedophiles. Kurama sighed, flicked his tail and the world dissolved in a bright, bright light.

Kakashi had a big surprise coming for him later.

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