Time Traveller Kakashi

Time Traveller Kakashi - Two

Naruto thought that time travel was fun.

Sasuke thought that time travel was nauseous.

Sakura thought that time travel was horrible.

Kurama thought that time travel was boring.

Orochimaru thought that time travel was fantastic and a worthy transport for him/her/it.

They fell through a random portal that was conveniently there all the while listening to Orochimaru and his/her/its thought process which went something like this.

"If I became it stripper it would earn me a ton of money to build my hideouts but I already have a gazillion hideouts so what dips the point of being a a stripper? Perhaps it could be something I do in my free time! I could use the extra money to buy myself Gucci and make up so that I can transform without actually transforming to look like somebody else! Oh no, I forgot my handbag back at the war station, I wonder if Jiraya would look good in a swim suit, oh only one way to find out, I could use the money I earn as a stripper to buy him one as well! I'm such a genius!"

Sasuke barfed at that and the barf landed on some poor old sod's head (Kushina's) And Naruto barfed as well which landed on some other poor old sod's head (Minato). 

They crashed through a roof, landing in a random place- hang on. 

"This place is not random!" Naruto yelled in shock.

They looked up to see themselves being surrounded by an army of ANBU, A younger version of the third Hokage and a younger version of Kakashi, Kakashi took one look and mouthed:

You are on your own

Before going out.

"Kakashi." Hiruzen said.

Ha, serves him right for ditching us. Kurama laughed as Kakashi looked back. 

He gulped. "Yes Hokage-sama?"

"Stay here." Was the order as the Hokage took a drag from his pipe. "Since you clearly know these people."

Kakashi's face paled. Oh shit was clearly written on his face.

Sasuke smirked a little, his hand on his rinnegan eye to avoid been seen in the meantime.

There was silence. Nobody knew what the heck was supposed to happen. The ANBU were standing still, not moving until their Hokage told them to.

The Hokage sighed and looked at them. He pulled out his pipe from where ever and took a drag.

I wonder if sensei will date me~

Orochimaru thought. He/her/it giggled pervertedly as he made a move to pull out his mirror to check if his face paint (how else do you expect his face to be the way it is?!) has stayed on.

The anbu immediately made a move to stop him/her/it but he/she/it just slapped them saying: "Oh honey, don't make a fuss! We can go to a bar later!"

Sakura sighed, wondering whether or not she could kill herself in 3 seconds before realising that she could kill herself in one second.

"Sakura." Sasuke warned, as if knowing what she was thinking. Funnily enough, he did know what she was thinking. "If you're going to leave, kill me as well." He demanded.

Naruto looked aghast. "Oi teme! If anyone is going to die, it has to be me first! You're not winning this time dattebayo!"

Kakashi's eyes- eye twitched. His students were this stupid!?!? They should be focusing on making up a lie to help them get out of whatever problem they were in!

Kurama sighed in the landscape, wondering if he could ever taste chocolate. He wanted to go read some fan fiction, goddammit! He want-

Hang on, fan fiction wasn't even invented yet! Just great! He wanted his pizza which also wasn't invented yet. He wanted his phone which wasn't even his phone! 

Damn humans and their slow inventions pace.

Kurama felt a tug in some direction, probably his past self. Well, he would deal with it later, for now, he wanted to go to sleep.

So with a flick of his tail and a twitch of his paw, he fell asleep because he wanted to.

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It had been a fairly normal day for Minato. He had finished some missions and done his shit. He was going to receive his team tomorrow and he was walking with his girlfriend. The rest of the day was going to be great!

That is, it was going to be great but then some puke landed on their heads.

Kushina's hair began to lift up and divide into nine parts. Minato gulped as he backed away, about to do a jutsu to wash it away when Kushina suddenly gasped and grabbed her stomach. Her eyes widened and then she straightened again.

"The seal weakened for a bit."

And the vomit was all forgotten.

Nearly.

Sorta.

Not really.

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Kurama opened an eye. It looked like he was going to have to deal with the furry problem a bit sooner than he thought. 

Hey kit, my counterpart is acting up, you might want to make sure that nothing goes boom. Kurama said, using Naruto language which consisted of children's words.

However, Naruto was busy doing something so Naruto couldn't hear Kurama.

"Sasuke-teme! Kill Orochimaru!"

"Naruto! Hurry up and stop being an idiot!"

"Hn!"

"Sasuke-kun~"

"SHUT UP!" They all yelled at Orochimaru who was busy putting on his/her/it's eyeshadow.

"Okay daddy." Orochimaru said, batting his/her/it's eyelashes.

"STOP!" The Hokage said when he finally had enough of all their arguing. He was the Hokage here! They should be fearing him!

Silence settled down. All was peaceful and all was qui-

"Hokage-sama! Kushina's seal is acting up!"