I wake up in a king sized bed, wrapped in a fuzzy blanket. I know exactly we're I am
I see my clothes on the sofa, a scandalous fit
of course he chooses this, I throw on my clothes and walk down the huge hallway, my foot steps echoing "oh look who woke up"
"H- hi Bowser"
"don't you look pretty" I blush
"why exactly am I here again? he smiles "because I missed you" I roll my eyes "well you could've just invited me to dinner"
"peach we have a while till ugly ass mustache dude shows up... let me love you
" I- I don't wanna be here"
"do you ever fight when I come get you?"
I mean- i'm cut off by a kiss "maybe your right"
maybe? he says grinning
"peach?"
yeah bowser?
" WHY DO YOU STAY WITH HIM HE HAS A SMALL PP, IS MANIPULATIVE, AND LOOKS LIKE HITLERS COUSIN"
I frown "I have too"
bowser sighs " no you don't you could stay with me I know you love it here I know you love.... me.
" i know but I have too"
" When hes out screwing toadette, also how does that even work... never mind, who's there for you?"
"you"
I start sobbing uncontrollably " LAST NIGHT I SAW HIM FUCKING TOAD, BOWSER HE WAS FUCKING A MUSHROOM, A MUSHROOM!!"
" i'm so sorry peach, come here"
he embraces me with his big ass reptile arms
I stop crying immediately "HE HAS A SMALL PP I DONT CRY OVER SMALL PP BOYS"
"he hugs me tight and kisses me
"I know he really does have a small pp, Daisy leaked his nudes a few weeks ago"
RIGHT, LIKE WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT"
" I love you peach"
"I love you too bowser
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