Mario's POV
"Toad?"
"Mario?
"Please don't tell toadette"
"oh I won't i'm embarrassed by you toad, your ugly as fuck"
toad cries softly
"Mario no wonder peach doesn't love you your PP IS SO SMALL!!"
"GET OUT TOAD"
"FINE WHORE"
*meanwhile in bowsers castle"
peach runs into bowsers arms
"i'm leaving mario!! he's fat and ugly!!"
bowser smiles "for who"
she kisses him for YOU"
Mario busts through the door
peach runs and cries as ugly mustache dude runs after her
"COME BACK LET ME SHOW YOU MY HUGE PP"
"MARIO STOP LYING TO YOURSELF ITS TWO INCHES"
*mario cries softly*
bowser grabs peach and drop kicks Mario
" DIE LITTLE PP BOY GO FUCK TOAD"
" SHUT UP BOWSER NO ONES PP SHOULD BE THREE FEET LONG"
*peach gasps* " B- bowser your pp is three feet long!!"
bowser cries softly "it's actually 4 feet"
Mario cries loudly as he whips out his limp 2 incher...
peach and bowser laugh looking at his small pp
"OMG PEACH DID THAT EVEN FIT"
NoOo she *cries*
They crowd around mario and chant "SMALL PP!! SMALL PP! SMALL PP!"
Mario shrinks and dies
