We're just Boys, Ya know!

January 1, 2015 marked my death because I will be writing these boys' dirty thoughts, silly opinions and crazy advices.

Im Clary (girl) doing the interviews, but u have to take note: I AM NOT PART OF THE ACCOUNT. It's exclusive for the BOYS ONLY!

I can't believe I agreed to this thing.

Marcus: Come on C, you get to hang out with 4 hot guys like everyday!

I've been hanging out with you guys just enough already. And trust me, it wasn't that pleasing.
So lets do this. My first question would be, what made you decide to do a joint account?

Marcus: Well, it was after we experienced the fun in your account.

Sid: Yeah. It was really fun!

Matt: Im sure you guys got to meet a lot of girls.

Will: What's more fun than modelling?

( at that moment we all turned to look at Will and gave him the "NMW" look.
NMW- No Model Words
Because as a model, he always bring it like in every conversation)

Will: Geez...Fine.

Sooo...about that "fun" part, did it include the part where you send a message to my guy follower pretending to be me and saying "Hoho, yass, im beautiful. I know that awready, dawwwwling!"?

Matt: Whaaat? Like seriously?haha

Will: Okay! That is more fun than M--

( Sid interrupted him before he could finish the "M" word)

Sid: I tried to warn you Marcus.

Marcus: Alright! From the bottom of my heart C, Im sorry..

Why didn't you guys added another guy so you could be like...1D??

Matt: What's 1D?

( we all threw potato chips at him and said the word "buzzer")

Sid: 1D stands for One Direction. They're like a bunch of famous boyband dude!

Will: Wow Sid! Are you a Onedirectioner?

Sid: Shut up!

Marcus: I think we could be 1D. One Douchebags..Hahaha

Sid: That's just you Marcus. That's just you.

( we all nodded in agreement)

Actually boys, I think you could be if Jeroen's a part of it. But he has his own account.

Sid: Yeah. And he's busy saving people's lives.

Marcus: Yas. Hands up to that guy. We all salute ya!

( There was a moment of silence)

Matt: So...who's Jeroen???

( more potato chips were flying towards his direction)

What's the reason why you decided to make me a writer of your book?Aside from laziness ofcourse.

Matt: Duh. Because you're a writer!

Will: I don't do anything else aside from modelling.

Marcus: Because you're a nerd. I mean in a hot sexy librarian kinda nerd.

Sid: Will you guys just shut up. It's because if you're the one to write Clary, there'll be no biases of the things that we say here.

Matt: That's what I was trying to say!

Will: Exactly!

Marcus: Whatever.

What's up with the title?

Matt: Uh. Coz we're just boys! ..ya know!

Sid: Wow Matty! Thanks for clearing that up (note the sarcasm)

Matt: You're totally welcome (ignorance's a bliss)

Will: Ow. Just forgive Matt's idiocracy. For us models, if this was a fashion show, its what we call "wardrobe malfunction". But in Matty's case, its "Brain Malfunction"

( The guys were laughing which I thought would never end)

Sid: We came up with the title because you, girls have this thought of a perfect ideal guy just like in fairytales. But in real life, there isn't. We guys aren't perfect. We make mistakes, flirt with other girls and sometimes cheat.

Marcus: Woowh Sid. Why don't you shift course and be a Preacher instead. But I agree on the cheating part though.

What is the purpose of this book?

Matt: Does it have to have a purpose?

Will: Pure entertainment!

Marcus: Is modelling entertaining Will?

Will: Yeah. It is. Especially when you get to---

GUYS! STICK TO THE QUESTION PLEASE!!!!

Sid: Because we want our sides to be heard

Marcus: And we wanna help the girls!

Will: Totally

Matt: Right!