You're not a stranger, not to me

Sousas crush

Sousa: Happy birth-

Peggy: Don't you even dare sugar.

Sousa: Okay okay.

Peggy: So?

Sousa: So what?

Peggy: How was your date?

Sousa: Photocopy room in 5

Peggy: Okay hun

                  *5minutes later*

Peggy: Oh c'mon tell meeee!

Sousa: You're lucky that your gay or else

Peggy: Get to the story sugar!

Sousa: Okay. So we went to the Plaza for a drink-

Peggy: And?

Sousa: That's it. We went to Plaza for a drink.

Peggy: Oh for heavens sake even Dottie who's a Russian killer is more romantic.

Sousa: She tried to kill you girl

Peggy: She's a terrible killer but believe me she's so good in-

Sousa: Don't.

Peggy: So what are you going to do now.

Sousa: I don't know maybe organize some files

Peggy: Oh good lord give me strength.

Sousa: Why?

Peggy: I meant with your love life

Sousa: ohhhh. I don't know. Don't you have any gay friends?

Peggy: I don't think so-oh!

Sousa: What?

Peggy: Jarvis wife has a lot of gay friends.

Sousa: Can you hook me up with someone?

Peggy: Hook you up? You better be looking for a serious relationship Daniel

Sousa: Honey no.

Peggy: I swear to god you're the gay version of Howard. You sleep with men and never call them back!

Sousa: And what am I supposed to do?

Peggy: I don't know...call them!

Sousa: Where's the fun in that.

Peggy: *sighs*

Thompson: Carter!

Peggy: Yes boo-boo

Thompson: Oh c'mon Carter behave

Peggy: Yes sir!

Thompson: What on earth are you even doing here? It's your birth-

Sousa: Don't

Thompson: Peggy you're gonna go home now!

Peggy: Yes Jack.

Thompson: Daniel that a very pretty shirt you're wearing.

Sousa: Thank you sir.

Thompson: Carter, home. You *points Daniel* in my office in 5.

Thompson: *walks away*

Peggy: Someone's day is very very lucky. *she says as she walks out of the office*

Sousa: Bye Honey!