Kokichi x Reader (oneshots)

ANNOUNCEMENT

uhh so um-
peace.
i'm not writing this anymore goodbye ^^
i hope you enjoyed
but yeah.
my crush on kokichi has fully
evaporated
but um
i'm keeping my shrine just in case.
also this is how i type in real life.
i do a lot of um-
what do you call it..?
idfk i hit the enter button a lot
that's why my writings so fuckin spaced out
but yeah.
no more kokichi fanfiction from me guys.
i'm a lesbian now.
i don't find him attractive anymore.
so yep.
hope you enjoyed it while it lasted.
u can leave now imma just continue talking abt random shit because i don't want wattpad yelling at me for making the goddamn part so short to read
but uh yeah
yOu cOmE hErE oFtEn?
ok but like do you-
do you read my fanfiction?
did you enjoy it?
which one was your favorite part?
there's so many questions i wanna ask my viewers
maybe i can get a girlfriend on wattpad 👀👀
i am a huge kokichi kinnie, yes.
but my crushes have moved on to shuichi.. orrr uhhhhh
toko and like ibuki and chiaki
just girls
girls are so fucking cute
especially the ones that will no joke cuddle you until you die
i just fuggin want a girlfriend that is my age-
dosent judge my inferiority complex-
dosent judge me for not venting to them for like the first or second month of the relationship
will call me a lot
we needa have codewords
AGGHHH shut up about girlfriends you gay wreck
oh great my hands numb from typing now.
that's nice...

i remember when i first made this..
it was about august of 2019.. i was a clueless little child lmfao
(i wasn't little i was fuckin 14 lmao-
i still am- my birthday's 10 days after shuichi's!)
but ye-
i started this in about august..
i wanted to write something..
i always knew i loved writing stuff. but now i kinda just write my own little writings that i keep for myself- and that no one is allowed to see, but me.
but the first chapter, was just me resting out shit for the new book. i thought it would be complicated.. but then i realized that you can't really put limits on a share/write site.
i made 2 or 3 parts the night i made it.
i felt like the second hifumi yamada..
(but minus the creepy shit.)
(i think i would be better off being the ultimate fanfic creator than him.)
it started getting views.. and i was super proud of myself!
i had already knew that my grammar was really good when i wanted it to be.
(it's not good grammar time for me rn lmao)
so i knew i would've gotten something out of this.
i then wrote my first lemon..
jeez- was it bad.
i deleted all of the lemons because i didn't want horny 10 yr old girls reading my shit-
like i'm glad to have the viewers- but just don't specify your age and height and shit.
those used to me my two biggest insecurities.
..minus my teeth-
but anyways, i posted it and it did really good.
i didn't even really know what a 'lemon' was back then.
i was aware of what sex was but lmao
i hated writing it. but it got me views so i mean like- anything for the views.. right?
and then i wrote that mastermind kokichi x suicidal reader.
now here's a quick note for you guys-
i never plan my fanfiction.
i never have,! seriously!
i find it so funny-
that's when this book started rocketing out into the wattpad universe higher than any of my others.
a lot of people loved to talk about the height thing.
like seriously- how am i supposed to know your height!?
i just took a bunch of people that i knew, averaged their heights out, and boom. got that.
it's whatever- i just delete those comments now lmao
then i wrote a part two- and i forgot what else i wrote after that.
i know i was tagged in some challenges-
but i knew they'd flop-
then i wrote the birthday one.
i had already known that i didn't like kokichi as much as i used two- by the second part of the Mastermind!Kokichi x Suicidal!Reader..
so the birthday one was just me trying to wring the rest of my attraction to kokichi into this one book. and hopefully fade away afterward.
and no, i will never let those goddamn 3 hate comments ever get to me.
you know who you are.
you know you deleted them.
because if it were my choice, i would've just let the fans of my work beat them down instead.
so uh yeah-
after that- my mom found out about it.
she never read it.
or saw the title.
i just told her that i wrote a book that got over 40k views.

and when i tell you it blew her mind,

It blew her mind.

(and no i didn't shoot her with a bazooka afterward-)
brain wtf is wrong with you

but uhhhh yeah-

thank you so much for the journey guys!!

and to any new people who are just finding out about me,

i know.. i hate it when you scroll.. and it's archived.

but hey! you finished another fanfic!

i really really suggest reading some new ones- look for rarer ones!

i've read so many- my library is just full of normal colors..
and then BOOM
nothing but kokichi and purple for a good
10 rows.
(of 3)

and once again, i wanna thank you guys for this journey.

i will be writing still!

but maybe not as much x reader..

but more of ships-

so uh- yeah!

SAYONARA KOKI-BITCH
(i am so sorry)