AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) Emma, mr2 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Ethan Thomas ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2!
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Hi my name is Adelaide Sh'adow Amnesia Jane Sandler and I have long ebony black hair that reaches my mid-back and soup brown eyes like french onion soup and a lot of people tell me I look like Snoop Dogg (AN: if u don't know who he is get da heck outta here!). I'm not related to Adam Sandler but I wish I was because he's a major effing hottie. I'm not a vampire but I feel like one, my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin (AN: this line was unchanged). I go to a school called Porcupine Laughter Club (PLC) where I'm in year eight (I'm fourteen). I'm emo (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love pretending that my problems matter. For example today I walked into class five minutes late and publicly apologised to the class for the pedestrians taking so long to cross the road. No one had to know, but I made sure they did.
Today I was walking around PLC. It was warm but there wasn't a lot of sun which made me happy. A lot of preps (year sevens) stared at me. I growled at them.
I had English in period 2 but my teacher wasn't there. I sat at the desk next to my best friend Enoby and asked her where our teacher was. "Where's Miss Abrams?"
"Didn't you read the bulletin?" she asked. I shook my head. "She's not teaching anymore because she's scared of the war that Trump is declaring."
"Scared?!" Ali Hitchcock said. "I'm not scared of the war because you aren't allowed guns in Australia."
I rolled my eyes. Ali is not in year seven, but she's still a stupid prep.
Ding! I got a text on my iPad. I looked at it. It was... Johnny Chasing!
Hey Adelaide, read the text.
What's up Johnny? I replied.
Nothing 😏, he replied quickly.
But then, the bell rang and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
