Kurt woke up to hearing someone hyperventilating in the bathroom of his dorm. He rubbed his eyes, sitting up. "What's going on?"
He frowned, setting a hand on his throat. He sounded weird.
"Nothing," a familiar voice answered sharply.
"Wait, wh-" he ran a hand through his hair, sighing as he felt the thick curls. "Aw, shit. What happened?"
"It happened to you too?"
"Yeah. It's Kurt, by the way."
They sighed. "Fuck. That means we all switched. Being you is freaky, and my knee really fucking hurts."
"W- Sebastian! Get back in here, you're going to ruin my body if you don't put on my brace!" he exclaimed. Just by the swearing, he could tell who it was.
It was odd to look himself in the eye as Sebastian walked back in the room, sitting down on his bed. Kurt got his brace, putting it on for him.
"I have arthritis," he explained. "Just try not to walk or run if you don't have to and don't go up or down stairs. If it starts hurting really badly, tell me. Some days it's worse than others, and hopefully today is a good day."
He nodded. "You know... I didn't know you were trans," he brought up quietly.
Kurt shrugged. "Yeah. You guys didn't know me before I transitioned, I guess you don't. Well, Blaine knows, of course."
"Yeah," he echoed. "It's weird, you'd think it'd feel more different. It took me a minute to notice."
He laughed. "Yeah, you would."
-
Nick woke up to a pang of hunger in his stomach. He winced, reaching over for his phone to see the time.
Jeff
Are you up?
Yeah who is this
What?
Wait did you not
change?
Fuck this I'm making
a group chat
He blinked, stunned at his use of the swear. Jeff never used swears, especially that one.
Someone fucking explain this
JS Alright someone
fucking explain this
JS Go
Sebastian changed the name to 'Someone Explain This'
JS Alright so Sebastian
definitely switched
SS Please don't say
that word when you're
using my mouth
JS Fine. As long as you
never phrase it like that
again.
SS Deal
What's going on?
BA It looks like we all
switched places. Kurt
by the way
DT oh thank god it's
you
DT -Blaine
What do you mean?
BA Turn on your front-
facing camera and
look at yourself
Confused, Nick did so. An image of Wes stared back at him.
Oh what the hell
why do I look like
Wes
KH Yeah if someone
could explain this that
would be great
HC Hunter you're very
dehydrated by the way
JS What no it defines
muscles
HC No it kills you
JS Don't you dare
HC I can't hear you over
my third glass of water
JS BITCH
KH It is kinda unhealthy
Hunt
JS Yeah and who tf are
you
KH Your boyfriend.
JS Oh sorry babe I
love you
DT This is so weird...
DT I'm referring to both
Jeff calling Kurt 'babe'
and being tall and black
instead of short and fir
pine
DT *filipino wth autocorrect
KH Lmao fir pine
ND Yeah sorry my
autocorrect sucks
Ok let's just list
who we are, I'm
Nick
SS I'm Jeff
KH I'm Sebastian
JS I'm Hunter
HC Idk if I should say
because I'll be attacked
when we switch back
JS Oh it's too late...
JS THAD
HC Lmao yeah it's Thad
ND I'm David
DT I'm Blaine
BA I'm Kurt
HC Ok so we're missing
me (Thad) who has to be
Wes right
JS Yes
We should all go to
breakfast at once so
we can make sure
none of us mess up
BA Good idea
