Senior Year, Biscuits & The Fuentes Family As Told By Nelissa Brown

Plans Boners Spin The Bottle and Fuentes

I'm still alive. That must be good going. It's been a week and Dom still hasn't killed me yet. I was in the same class as her and everything. Maybe she's mad at Mike. But if she is she might tell everyone about Vic. I can't have that. But she can't be Mike's girlfriend either. Maybe I could set her and Vic up. There's the small problem of her hating me though. If I locked her up in a broom closet with Vic that might work. But how would I get Vic there? This will involve some planning.
It's probably best that I don't ask for everyone's help. They have the worst ideas. The very worst. I just asked Jaime what he thinks I should do and he replied order pizza and spell Mike's name in pepperoni. Firstly I don't think his name would fit on the pizza and secondly that's a stupid idea.
"You need a plan." B told me.
"What's wrong with mine?" Jaime asked.
"It was stupid." B stated.
"Was not!" Jaime argued.
"It just wasn't right." Cassie said gently.
"So what should I do?" I asked.
"Easy." B said.
Everyone stared at her when she didn't go on. Tony nudged her and she rolled her eyes. "Go on." Tony urged.
"Simple! You seduce him!" B exclaimed.
"What?" I muttered. "How do I do that?"
"Yeah, I mean Nel isn't the most seduce-full of people." Jaime said and B got up and hit him. Jaime huffed and rubbed his head while Cassie tried not to giggle.
"Nel is hot stuff! You wish you had a night with her!" B yelled.
"Hey!" Cassie frowned.
"Have you seen her ass!" B sighed. "Nel, get up and show them your butt."
"I don't want to show them my butt!" I said.
"Show them your butt!" B snapped.
"But-"
"Nel!" she stopped me. I stood up and turned around. I buried my hands in my pocket and B stood up with me. "See, she's hot. Just looking at Mike should give him a boner." she ranted. "You too Tony! Why don't you have a boner?" she asked him.
Tony looked back at her with wide eyes. "But- I-" he gasped.
"Go and get a boner!" B demanded.
"I don't think you can just get a boner." Jaime rolled his eyes.
"Come on, girls only have to brush up against you and your little guy stands up to attention."
"I don't know how easy it is to turn Tony on but it's not like that for all of us."
"I don't get turned on like that!" Tony rushed and started to blush. Bless him.
"And anyway, we don't all get turned on by the same thing." Jaime added.
"What turns Mike on?" B asked curiously.
"Zips." Jaime said simply.
"Zips." I frowned.
"Like getting his thing caught?" B gasped.
"No!" Tony laughed.
"That'd be weird." Jaime said. "He likes girls wearing zips."
"Really?" I asked.
"I know, it's weird." Jaime nodded.
"You can't say that's weird." Cassie muttered.
"I don't even want to know what you two get up too." B shuddered.
"Hey, it's all normal!" Jaime defended.
"What you say is normal and what everyone else says is normal are two different things." B reasoned.
"What are you talking about?" someone asked. No one had spoken. I screamed. So did everyone else, accept Tony. He looked at Jaime weirdly for screaming louder than everyone else. We all turned and I saw Mike walking into Jaime's basement. I was still standing up sticking my ass out. Well this is nice.
"Nothing!" B exclaimed.
"Just Nel's ass!" Jaime added.
"Idiot!" Tony snapped and threw his shoe at him.
"Okay," Mike said awkwardly. "So, what are you all doing?"
"Playing spin the bottle!" B grinned.
"Where's the bottle?" Mike frowned.
"Tony drink this." B said and forced an entire bottle of strawberry vodka down his neck.
"Becky, but-" he tried when he came up for air.
"Keep drinking." B rushed and held the bottle up until poor Tony had downed it.
"Damn." Mike muttered and came to sit down.
"I feel sick." Tony grumbled. B went to whisper something in his ear and he smile wide.
We all moved to sit in a circle and B placed the bottle in the middle. B spun it and it stopped on Jaime. Cassie looked like she was going to faint. B leant over and pecked Jaime on the lips. Jaime sat back swallowing hard and looking scared to death.
"Smile Jaime." I told him. He smiled goofily at me. That's better.
Jaime spun the bottle and it landed on me. Damn it. Jaime leant over to me and kissed my nose. I giggled and put my hand on the bottle. I spun and and sighed. Out of all the people that it could have landed on . . . It had to be him. Mike smiled over and me and shuffled forward.
"Go on!" B urged.
I bit my lip and moved over so I was sat in front of Mike. He cupped my face in his hands and I leant down. I touched my lips to Mike's. It was just like last time but different because it was familiar for me but not for him. I pulled away but Mike wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me down. I fell onto his lap and I could hear Jaime whistling. Mike kissed me hard with excited lips. If a zip can give him a boner and this can't I'm doing something wrong.
When we finally pulled away Mike smiled and tucked some hair behind my ear. Does this mean he remembers? It was really that simple wasn't it. All I had to do was make out with him. Just simple.
"Wow, I never thought you'd be such a good kisser." Mike grinned.
I got up and huffed as I stormed out of the room. I give up, I actually give up!