Never Forget (or something cheesy like that)

Macaroni

(A/N I'm so so so so so soooo freaking sorry! My Internet was complete and utter hot burning garbage the past 3 days, something messed up when I finished writing and tried to post that made me have to start all over again... twice! (Do you know how tiring it is to write 2000 words, 2 times!?) And I also, kinda started this really good anime and my inner weeb took over and binge watched the entire show in 3 days... hehe my bad... BUT THAT ASIDE, I have come to the conclusion that I need to change my posting schedule, because every weekday is very overwhelming, so I've changed it to Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Oh and I'm also sorry that this one is shorter, but I just needed to post something. I promise I will be more consistent with posting in the future, please don't hate me. I hope you enjoy.  Dwight Shrute sees all. ARIGATO!)

Today I'm wearing a tight white short sleeve t-shirt crop top, short overalls, and plain white vans.

Brandon seems really off . Normally he's super energetic and focused, but he's been distracted and almost nervous. He's been  really on edge today and I don't know why, so I decided you ask him about it at lunch. We normally eat outside since there's less people which means less googly eyed girls trying to win over an ever so oblivious Brandon. We sit down and I decide to make my move and talk to him now.

"Are you alright? You seem off today."

"Hmm? What? Oh! Um... no, no, no, I'm fine. Nothing's amiss." I raise an eyebrow

"Since when do you use words such as 'amiss'?"

"Since today."

"Mmm hmm. I can see right through you Jacobson! You're gonna tell me what's going on, because I know that you can't keep a secret to save your life. Now, I'll ask you again, are you alright"

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"OK! FINE! I may have accidentally talked to Callie about what she did... and by accidentally I mean deliberately and by talked I mean told to never bothered you again or she have hell to pay... and my girlfriend is moving here to North Carolina from Georgia to be with me."

*gay silence*

*gay internal screaming*

*gay external screaming*

"I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL CALLIE ABOUT WHAT I TOLD YOU YOU DIPSHIT! YOU'RE ASS HOLE! A sweet well meaning ass hole, BUT AN ASS HOLE NONETHELESS! YOU MORON! YOU IDIOT! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE'S CAPABLE OF!? OF COURSE YOU DON'T! YOU WEREN'T THE ONE WHO HAD TO LIVE WITH HER FOR 5 FUCKING YEARS!!! UGH! AND WHAT!? SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!?"

"I can sense that your anger levels have risen. This is what I have to say on that matter... *clears throat* *adjusts invisible tie*

sorry."

I glare at him with rage in my eyes. "You're... sorry?"

"yEs?"

"You're SORRY!? SORRY DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO CUT IT DUMBASS!... Y-You unleashed the kraken... it's too late... I'm legally considered dead now... Brandon?"

"Yes?"

"You're banned from my funeral."

"Umm..."

"BUT WHAT IS THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU HAVING A GIRLFRIEND!? WHEN WE'RE YOU PLANNING ON TELLING ME? IF YOU EVEN WERE AT ALL!"

I can't believe he has a girlfriend and didn't tell me! Now I know that I definitely don't have a chance with Brandon. GAH! Fuck! I told myself not to get my hopes up, and yet here I am, internally screaming. But, what if he's bi? Ooh! Or maybe pan? Snap out of it Triston! Don't start filling your head with hopeful possibilities! Even if he is bi or pan, that doesn't change the fact that he's taken. You have to let it go. Just like Elsa taught you. Let it go. I don't think that these situations are even remotely similar, nor do I think this is what she meant by 'let it go', but I'll be darned if I don't interpret it this way to help me cope. Cause I will.

"Ok, listen... her name's Rebecca, and we've been best friends since kindergarten, my parents, her parents, and even her herself all wanted us to get married one day. So she asked me to date her when we were 13, and I didn't want to hurt her... so I said yes. But see the thing is, I don't like her the way that she likes me, and I don't have the heart to tell her. When I moved here, I thought that I could just tell her that the distance was too hard, and break up. But I felt I had to tell her in person. I thought she could visit me, or I could visit her and break the news then, but I hadn't anticipated that she would decide to move here because of me! Now I don't know what to do! I want to be happy, but at who's expense? I would be hurting her and  both of our parents, and I just don't think it's worth it. So here I am now, with one huge ass dilemma on my hands, and a guilty conscience. What to do, what to do?"

"Tell her."

"What!?"

"Tell her!"

"Why!?"

"The sooner the better."

"What?"

"Rip the Band-Aid off!"

"Huh?"

"Tell her now instead of later, so that you don't have as much to lose, you dumbass!"

"I'm still confused."

"Gosh, why are all the pretty ones always the dumbest?"

"You think I'm pretty?"

"Fuck off. Breakup with Rebecca when she gets here, so that you won't be married with kids when she notices something is wrong, and you lose more than you will now."

"Oh! I get it!... no. I'm not doing that."

"You want me to tell her then?" I say in a sarcastic voice

"Actually, that would be really kind of you. Thanks!"

"NO! *sigh* You're hopeless..."

"Fine! I guess I'll think about it."

"Good. You do that." It was quiet for a little until Brandon pipes up with

"Hey! You wanna see a picture of her?"

"Sure."

He pulls out his phone and scrolls a bit before twisting the phone around to face me. I gasp when I see how gorgeously breathtaking she is. She's so beautiful, that it has to be illegal. She has aqua eyes that almost seem to glow, rosy cheeks, freckles, long blonde eyelashes, and this curly golden hair, that for some reason reminds me of macaroni.

(A/N Ha! You fool! You probably thought that the title was just some dumb irrelevant name I came up with! But you were sorely mistaken! I win! One point author! Zero points reader. But don't worry, I forgive you for being so foolish and gullible... just like you can forgive me for being late! Right? Right!? Ok, cool. Love all ya'll bad bitches! You do you queen/king/jester! Had to include my nonbinary and or gender fluid fam if your out there reading this. I didn't forget about you baby! That'll be all, ttyl😊😀😍😙😚💩)