I Dub Thee Sir- Oh it's a Red-winged Blackbird *screeches in British*

doot doot doot, guess who's got sleep paralysis and night terrors :)

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY guys

fuck I'm energetic

so.

as you may have guessed

yours truly has sleep paralysis annnnd night terrors

what a great combination when trying to sleep!

So pretty much, I'm super prone to super disturbing night mares, that when explained don't sounds all that scary but really, if you were in my place you'd be freaked out too. 

So practically every night, when it's just light enough for one to see basic shapes, my stupid 5 yr old brain sees these shapes, and combined with the freaky lighting, bug noises, and my stupid irrational phobias, thinks they are demons straight from hell, which ain't good for a gay gal. So pretty much I'll be awake half the night, frozen in fear, till I fall asleep and get these terrible nightmares, which leads to me being even more frightened, sometimes falling out of my bed, and even walking into my old bedroom and climbing into my little sister's bed (weird, but the bed that she currently sleeps in is my old bed). 

When I eventually wake up, I'll take out a book that I've read a million times, sit outside in the hallway, or sometimes the bathroom so I can have some reasonable amount of light to read in, and read till like 5 in the morning, then go back to my room and sleep like nothing happened.

yay! I get sleep!

but seriously it sucks and I don't wish it on anyone.

Goodday and goodbye!