Jelsa: A Tale Of Two High Schools

Chapt. 4

"You're what!" Hiccup's cry rang out in the locker room. He and Jack were changing for gym class, the one class they shared. Jack hissed like a cat at the boy's out burst. He was already regretting telling Hiccup that he was taking Elsa for coffee.
"Dude, not so loud,"
"Well you should be afraid, what if someone finds out?" Hiccup said dropping his voice.
"Are you really one to be chastising? You meet up with Disney kids twice a week,"
"Meeting up with two people, in a garage is way different from hanging out with one the most popular girls in Disney."
"How do you know she's that popular?"
"She's a Princess. Those girls basically rule the school. From what Tink and Hiro have told me each of them is more than a pretty face. They are all either top of the class, a master of some sport or in charge of a club or school organisation,"
"Really? So you're a Disney expert now,"
"I've learnt some things. Look, Monday after you left I asked Tinker Bell a bit more about your Elsa," Hiccup glanced around making sure no else was in ear shot. "As soon as I said the name Elsa, Tinker Bell and Hiro both reacted. She isn't just a princess...she's 'the'princess. No, she's Disney's queen,"
"Like what, she's the head of the cheer squad or something,"
"The girl isn't just on the cheer squad. She's one of the brightest kids in school. Only the mega nerds score higher that she does,"
"Mega nerds like you?"
"Try to stay on point here," Hiccup frowned, "She's president of the student council, the captain of almost every winter sport, except for Hockey, which is lead by Kristoff, her sister's boyfriend. And that's another thing, if the princesses stand at the top the social hierarchy, Elsa's clique stands at the top of the princesses. Her sister Anna and cousin Rapunzel head all the humanitarian and eco-efforts that the school participates in. Then she's friends with Merida,"
"Merida? Your Merida,"
"Merida isn't my Merida, but yes, that Merida. And you already know about Merida, captain of the archery and equestrian events,"

"Does this infomercial have a point?" Jack asked raising an eyebrow.
"Who's the most popular person at our school?"
"Shrek, I guess,"
"Okay, maybe he is. But who's the next most popular?"
Jack taught about it for a moment, "You,"
"Not me, it's you, you idiot. Especially since you won the game. Everyone one at our school knows you and now so do most people at Disney. And everyone at Disney knows Elsa. Plus majority of our school can recognize a princess. Do you know what would happen if someone were to see the two of you together? It would spread like wild fire. For the most part students from either school ignore each other, at the very best we tolerate each other."
"You, Tink and Hiro seem to get along pretty well," Jack observed, "Or is that your version of tolerance?"
"Jack, maybe there are a few isolated cases, but none of those people have the kind of popularity that you have. Think about what would happen if Shrek hears about this. More than anyone, he takes this rivalry to absurd heights,"
"Shrek and I are cool,"
"Yeah...now. But he might not be all buddy-buddy if he hears,"
"Well then it's a good thing that he isn't going to hear,"
"How can you know that for sure?"
"I'm not going to tell him, and I hope you won't tell him,"
"Did my whole speech about you and Elsa being the two most popular students in the schools fall on deaf ears?"
"It's just coffee,"
"No, it's not just coffee. This is equivalent of someone from Dumbledore's Army having butterbeer with a Death Eater, or someone from the empire having blue milk with someone from the republic,"
"Blue milk?"
"Jack, can't you take this seriously,"

Jack sighed and stood placing his foot on the bench so he could tie his laces, "Dude, I know some people wouldn't approve of me hanging out with Elsa,"
"And you're still going to do it?"
"Yeah," Jack said with shrug. Hiccup watched him through narrowed eyes.
"You like her," He stated flatly. Jack was taken so unawares by the statement, the foot he had on the bench slipped out from under him, sending him crashing to the ground. He pulled himself up, using the bench for support.
"What? No! That's crazy. I hardly know her. We've talked twice and...and..."
"And you went out of your way to get in touch with her. Admit it. You so like her."
"I don't know anything about her!"
"And yet you asked me to help find out what was her name. And then found out where she lives,"
"That was so..."
"You could give her coffee coupon, yea you mentioned it. Frost even if you don't like her, there's something that's drawing you to her,"