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Private chats pt 2 😭

-Kuroo and Kenma Private chat-

Kuroo- babeeee
Babe
Brave
Babe*
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Kenma- dick!
Babe*
Damn auto correct

Kuroo- .....
:(
Wowowooooowwwwww

Kenma- :)

Kuroo- come onnnn are you still mad?

Kenma- no... not really... ig
Just cause I was high doesn't mean you could come inside me

Kuroo- :)
I've done it before

Kenma- yeah well.
It's annoying

Kuroo- :(
Don't you love me

Kenma- of course I love you crackhead

Kuroo- hey
So
What are we naming the babies?

Kenma- ughhhh I'm sick of this conversation

Kuroo- kenma I will literally shoot you if you don't choose names

Kenma- can't the twins just be called one and two

Kuroo- ...

Kenma- or boy and girl?

Kuroo- wtf is this bird box? Hell no

Kenma- :( I'm sorry

Kuroo- I don't understand why it's so hard for you just choose

Kenma- idk. Because I want them to be prefect... that's why I want you to choose them.
You always make everything perfect...

Kuroo- ....
My heart just like
Did this thing

Kenma- I bet it did

Kuroo- so uh...
okay okay.
But
Fine fuck
Why you always gotta be so cute

Kenma- I-
Idk
Hehe
*kiss*

Kuroo- istg we are gonna be married and our kids are gonna be in college and you're gonna text me and say 'hi❤️' while I'm at work or at the store or something and imma just have a heart attack

Kenma- is that supposed to be cute or-

Kuroo- 😩 yea

Kenma- oh 😂 oki

-Tanaka and Noya Private chat-

Tanaka- bitch

Noya- bitch

Tanaka- guess what I just learned

Noya- whattt

Tanaka- okay so me, Teru, Kuroo and oikawa have like this Private groupchat right

Noya- right

Tanaka- iwa gave oikawa a handjob while we were watching the movie I-

Noya -&;&;!:&3 bro what-

Tanaka- right!
I told you we should've done it

Noya- 😩 I was scared

Tanaka- just let me take care of you next time 😌

Noya- okay nerd

Tanaka- bro 🔫

Noya- oH nO
A wAtEr GuN

Tanaka- okay okay fine

Noya- ...
Hey
Bro did you die
Babe
Naka
Ryuuu
Um

Tanaka- why tf is there no baseball bat emoji
I'm tryna be sangwoo up in dis bitch

Noya- 👁👄👁