Me: HIIIIOOOOO WELCOME BACK TO ALOLAN ASK OR DARE WHERE TODAY—
Everyone except me and Hau: We're going to be Rejecteepoverleepovershipping~
Me: *blushes* Well you don't—
Jamsie: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
James: We demand you hand over Ash's Pikachu!
Jessie: Or we won't do any dumb dares!
Ash: WAIT WAIT WAIT!
Me: Don't worry Ash, I've got this! Ahem. JESSIE ONCE HAD A CRUSH ON THE TEAM ROCKET LEADER, GIOVANNI! AND JAMES ONCE HAD A CRUSH ON GIOVANNI'S ASSISTANT, MATORI!
Everyone except Me and Jamsie: WHAT THE HEKK
Jamsie: *blush* We... forgot about The Author Force.
Me: Ok, now, I feel like I've been to hard on you all... so you each get to ask me a question I have to answer truthfully.
Everyone except me: YESSSSSSS
Ash: Do you have a Z-ring or any Z-crystals? And show us all your Pokémon!
Me: *shows off my purple Z-ring and Psychium Z, Electrium Z and Grassium Z, and my Espeon, Emolga and Bayleef*
Everyone else: WOW!
Gary: Do you love Hau?
Me: Y-yes...
Hau: Will you love me forever?
Me: Yes...
Everyone: Awwwwww
(Time skip ft. Questions I can't think of~)
Me: Ok! now that's done, let's—
Roof: *cracks*
??? from the roof: OW!
Roof: *falls down*
Kukui and Burnet: Where am I?
Me: Umm... on the leading Alolan Ask or dare... Hang on, let me quickly change the name: Alolan I ask and dare you lot because no one ever comments on my anything. *slurps last of ice tea* DAMMIT SOMEONE GET ME SOME MORE!!
No one: Right away ma'am!
Mallow: Ok, now the adults are here, we talk about sensible stuff?
Jamsie: We're adults too, you know!
Me: You two don't count, you're Team Rocket.
Kukui: Hey, everyone's here!
Burnet: It's great to see everyone I've not seen in ages... like you, Hau! How are you?
Hau: I'm fine...
Burnet: Cool. So, what were we doing?
Me: Hang on, I need to get some paper and a pen *teleports paper and a pen to me, writes "no parents allowed" and shows it to Kukurnet*
Kukurnet (I ADMIT IT IM LAZY DONT COME AT ME): We're not your parents though—
Me: ANY FORM OF PREGNANCY STILL COUNTS! AWAY YOU GO! *teleports them away*
Lillie: So... What now?
Me: I'm going to make a big ship song for you people, each ship gets a verse...
(Time skip ft. Me singing randomness)
Everyone except me: Why is this a thing...
Me: Welp. Join us next time on ALOLA ASK OR DARE! BYEEEEIIIIII!
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