Me: HIIIIOOOOOO! And welcome back to another episode of...
Everyone except Gladion: ALOLA ASK OR DARE!
Gladion: My mum left this place, why can't I?
Me: You don't run a multi-millionaire company do you?
Gladion: ...
Me: Ok now we're having a sleepover. I've arranged rooms for people but I only have enough for 1 room between two (don't worry there's two beds): -Ash and Gary -Kiawe and Gladion -Mallow and Lillie -Sophocles and Lana (why not~) -Jessie and James -So I guess that leaves... Hau and me... heh...
Gary: I don't think that last one is a coincidence, Evie.
Hau: *hekking scared*
Me: Gary, shut the hekk up
*everyone gets teleported into their rooms*
In room 1...
Garash: *make out*
In room 2...
Mallow and Lillie: *make out*
In room 3...
Gladiawe: *talk*
In room 4...
Sophocles: Umm...
Lana: Umm...
Sophocles: *passes out from awkwardness*
Lana: *sleeps*
In room 5...
Jessie: James!
James: This is the perfect place to steal Pikachu!
Jessie: YES! Let's blackmail Evie into stealing it for us!
Jessie and James: *plot evil*
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In room 6:
Me: Umm... h-hi Hau...
Hau: Hi...
(Time skip ft. me and Hau chatting and becoming BFFs~)
Hau: Ok, lets go to sleep now. *falls asleep*
Me: *whispering* Goodnight, Bird boy. *gets into bed and sleeps*
(Yet another time skip to the next morning ft. Every time I move my phone very slightly it goes to the shake for help menu~)
Me: *Teleports everyone back to the main room* Hello every—
Kiawe: Hey Evie...
Gladion: We've had enough of you locking us up together.
Me: Ok...?
Gladiawe: Now, we're getting revenge on you!
Gary: *appears from the shadows* Yup. And I'm helping them.
Me: Oh no~
Gary and Gladiawe: You have to kiss Hau!
Me: WHAT!?
Hau: WHAT!?
Everyone else: WHAT!?
Hau: Guys, Evie and I are just friends.
Gary: That's odd, because Evie has a crush on you.
Everyone: *shook*
Me: YOU DONT HAVE ANY EVIDENCE~
Hau: *kisses my cheek*
Me: *hyperventilates and passes out*
Jessie: I KNOW! LETS CALL THIS SHIP REJECTSLEEPOVERSHIPPING!
Everyone except me (who is still unconscious) and Hau: YES!!
Hau: Umm... that's it for this episode of Alola Ask or dare... Byeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiii!
