Ash: Fine. I choose... Hau! *holds chair above head ready to whack Hau*
Me: *Jumps in front of Hau at the right moment*
The chair: *hits me*
Me: *falls over* Ok... very funny Ash... I knew you were going to do that when you said Hau... *stands up* But that didn't count. You still have to whack one other person. You know what? Because I'm the author, I didn't feel the whack at all! *actually in pain but only the readers need to know*
Ash: Ugh. Well, I'm currently debating between whether to whack Jessie or James.
Me: Ooooooh
Ash: Ok, I choose Jessie because she's more annoying. *whacks Jessie with chair*
Jessie: OWWWWW
Me: Well, now we're doing a rocketshipping Dare from me.
Jamsie: Oh no.
Me: Ok... so the dare is... Jessie and James have to be in a hot tub together...
Jamsie: That's not that bad
Me: ...NAKED.
Jamsie: NOPE. NO WAY. IM OUT.
Me: No, you're not. Now off to the hot tub room you go. Don't worry, there are no secret cameras in that room... *whispers* of course there are
Jamsie: *Didn't hear the whisper* Oki *goes to the hot tub room*
Me: Ok, most of the footage I can't show, but there is a picture (edited by me).
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Yup. It's the cutest thing since Emolga. Ooh, here's another thing I found:
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"Team Rocket enters their Emo stage at the speed of light. Surrender now or they'll use bite."
(I said Bite because Bite is a dark-type move)
Ok, that's enough. JESSIE! JAMES! YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!
Jamsie: We need towels!
Me: Oh, right. *teleports towels in there with the Author Force*
Jessie and James: *come out with their towels on*
Me: Here are your clothes. *throws them their clothes* Now, if you forgot, I'm going to remind you that Jessie and James are handcuffed. That means the have to be close to each other at all times. Well, I'm going to change it so that the handcuffs are shorter, forcing them to go closer to each other. *adjusts handcuffs*
Jamsie: *are so close they touch noses*
Me: SO... SO... CLOSE!
Jamsie: This is very close... *start to blush*
Me telepathically to everyone except Jamsie: No one... make... a sound... or you'll ruin this moment.
Jessie: P-prepare... for trouble?
James: M-make it... double...
Jamsie: *blush so hard they turn red*
James: The speed of light?
Jessie: I'm not finishing that sentence because I don't want to fight you. *stops blushing* If I fought you, we wouldn't be good teammates. We need to be—
James: *kisses Jessie*
Everyone in the entire world: OMIGOD THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE HEKKING WORLD!
Jamsie: *make out*
Me: Ok this is getting a little disgusting now. Right, I'm editing this a bit later and ImSnom has commented once again!
Everyone except me: OoooooOoOoOh
Me: So it was an Ask... and it wasn't specifically for anyone, so I think I'm just going to answer a few myself and let someone else here answer one if I can't think of a Pokémon. I have to name the cutest Pokémon from every region!
Gen 1- Cubone Gen 2- Togepi Gen 3- Mallow can answer Gen 4- Pachirisu Gen 5- Emolga Gen 6- Amaura Gen 7- Dewpider Gen 8- Sobble
Mallow: Is Gen 3 Hoenn?
Me: Yup
Mallow: In that case... Ralts.
Me: I get that. Well, join us next time when I'll be shipping a certain two people who recently joined this series.
Tracey: *sketching all the Pokemon I mentioned*
Me: Tracey, stop sketching and do the outro.
Tracey: No thanks. I prefer sketching.
Me: Ok, fine. Well, join us next time on...
Everyone except Tracey: Alolan Ask or Dare! Byeeeeeeee!
