My Best Friend's New Boyfriend

My Best Friend's Boyfriend's Best Friend

I can't believe I actually told him I would come. What was I thinking? That he was just going to pour his heart out, and instantly fall in love and break off the wedding?
"I suppose you're wondering why I've asked you to come here?"
"N-" I had started to say no until I realized that I actually was curious. Why would someone like him, sexy, funny, engaged, actually want to do something with me? "Well...yes."
"Okay, good glad you asked, I wanted to come so I can pour my heart out to you."
"What!..." I coughed up a bit of the slushie I was sipping when he said that, "oh sorry did I say that out aloud? You just made me a bit ner- well it was surprising..."
"Ya, I understand...social stuff just doesn't work with me." There's that laugh again. "Well, I wanted to tell you I don't think my best friend will be able to make the wedding...and I don't think I could do this without him."
"Then don't!" I was suddenly so happy...the no realized I showed how happy I was too. "Uh, I mean, uhhh, well you know what I mean right?"
"...."
"Okay..so you don't just let me explain. Okay so you l-l-love Kylee right?" I struggled with forming the words to just blurt them out. What an idiot I am. "Well, obivously you love this.."
"Phil"
"Okay, you love Phil too"
"Yes of course!...but no homo mkay?" He seemed familiar with saying those words like it happened all the time, he and this Phil must be really close. I think I could use that to my advantage.
"Haha no of course not! Seems like you really wanted me to know that you WEREN'T a flaming homosexual."
"Well, I can't have pretty girls thinking I'm into that." we both shared a laughed, one of those laughs that make you laugh so hard you cry a little, and it turns into a cough after a while.
"Anyway, I was saying I don't think anyone should have a wedding without those they love....and that includes Phil."
"You know you're exactly right. I'm not going to have this wedding with out Phil, I'm going to tell Kylee right now."
He's so sweet, and very protective of his best friend, Phil is a very lucky guy, to have a friend that Dan, I know I wish I had one like him.
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We reach Kylee's enormous apartment after a 32 minute taxi ride full of laughs and staring into each other's eyes, a friendly thing..i would say if Kylee asked, but it wasn't at all, and also full of awkward situations after the whole staring into each other's eyes thing.
Dan storms inside and announces "Kylee I can't have this wedding with out Phil I'm sorry." The worst part about this is we didn't look around before Dan yelled out his statement.
"Hello, Daniel, I'm glad you think that because I couldn't let you have this wedding without me." says Phil fucking Lester whilst sitting in the couch and enjoying some Starbucks coffee.

I am not trying to offend any gays in any way I was just trying to make phangirls giggle