The Highest Learning

Chapter 35-Patrick Proves His Love

Professor Springer limps off in pain, not realizing her foot is broken. She will only find out later that night when she goes to the hospital after teaching her class which is to start shortly.

Everyone leaves the court, and no one even remembers who won or lost the game, because what everyone just witnessed stole the show. Everyone is amazed, everyone except Pudge.

Pudge couldn't believe what just happened. She had humiliated him in class, and then she tried to kick him in the balls, only to be saved by a strong womyn.

He felt utterly impotent. He couldn't let the entire student body think he was completely ineffectual. If he left things as is, he thinks everyone will view Springer as a martyr, and he'll be viewed as the guy who had the martyrs blood spilled on his face.

He would never get laid again if that happened, in his mind. The reality is that his world view is limited, and he would have been fine, but he didn't know that.

He had to get his own revenge, but he didn't yet know how he would do it. A short while later, several minutes before Professor Springer's class is to begin, he would find his opportunity.

He came to class a little early to cuss out Professor Springer in front of everyone, only when he gets there it is only her belongings that are present. She has left the room and gone to get some more ice for her aching foot. Pudge recognizes his chance for revenge when he spots her reusable coffee mug, filled with coffee.

He inconspicuously grabbed it off her desk and heads to the bathroom. He's going to jerk off in her coffee. That'll teach that bitch what happens when you fuck with him.

He masturbates furiously until he has spilled his seed in the coffee mug. He's a young man so it doesn't take long.

He is now tasked with how he will inform her, and the rest of the class about the ingredients he has added to her brew. He wants make sure her and everyone else knows that it's him who has taken her down a peg. By doing this, he thinks it will publicly humiliate her, just as she did him, and restore his status among his classmates.

The way he will do this is by writing a note on a piece of cardboard in sharpie marker. He will then take the piece of cardboard and jam it into the cup so it is stuffed down at the bottom. The note reads, "Hope you like extra cream in your coffee, because I just jerked off in your drink."

Fuck you,

Pudge

Once he sees she's drank all of her coffee, which she usually does a few minutes into the lecture, he will ask her to read the note out loud. Even if she doesn't, he'll tell everyone in class what it says.

It's a dastardly plan, and to him, the ultimate prank, but it just might work. With the cup now loaded with his fluid, in addition to the coffee, he writes the note and stuffs it down with a pen, so it is firmly wedged in the bottom of the cup.

Pudge's jokes were usually self-effacing, but this one was downright cruel. He didn't like making jokes at other's expense, but he is becoming what he hates. Diane Springer brought this out of him. It is not that ironic, considering he brought those feelings out of her, too. She became what she hated when she tried to commit a violent act against Pudge, only to be thwarted by Suzanne.

He runs back toward the class, cup in hand when he sees his friends, who ask what's going on. He tells them his horrible plan, and they find it hilarious. They decide to stick around outside the classroom to see the look on Professor Springer's face when the plan unfolds.

Pudge heads back into the classroom, and he is lucky to find that Professor Springer has not yet returned. Just as inconspicuously as he took the cup, he places it back on her desk.

He grabs a seat in the back, where she would not be able to see him with her poor vision. Suzanne is also sitting toward the back, because she does not want to be seen after what just happened, but needs to attend class if she is still going to learn the material. She's completely unaware of what Pudge has done. Professor Springer arrives to class about two minutes later.

Mr. Hardwick has been scanning scantron tests and entering grades in the teacher lounge. He has just finished and is on his way home. He is walking down the hall, when he overhears a conversation happening between some of the guys with whom he plays basketball. He asks what is going on, and they reluctantly tell him.

A younger Patrick might have kept walking, or even stayed and laughed with the boys. He would have thought that bitch had what was coming to her after what she tried to do to Pudge, but not today. Today he is compelled to do something. He knows women don't need a man to save them, but he can't sit back and do nothing.

He bursts into her classroom and sees the mug on the table, which she luckily hasn't drank out of yet. He runs over and grabs the coffee mug.

When she sees him grab the mug, she tries to recover it by pulling it away from him. He tells her the coffee is tainted, but she's not listening. She's intent on getting it back. They are now both holding the mug, lightly wrestling over it.

He says, "Give me the coffee." She replies, "No, that's my coffee!" They both refuse to give up and continue to argue back and forth over who will get the mug. Finally, Mr. Hardwick uses his strength to yank the coffee mug out of her hands. She quickly reaches to snatch it back.

He thinks fast and immediately starts chugging the coffee, and like Pudge, he's a pretty good chugger himself. Pudge sees his hero slurping his splooge and tries to stop him by yelling out, "Don't drink that Professor Hardwick, there's jizz in that coffee mug!"

The entire crowd gasps. Mr. Hardwick finishes the coffee and turns to face the class before he says to everyone, "Yeah, but there's coffee in there too." He then faces the crowd and takes a bow.

The whole class erupts. Some are dying laughing, some are giving a standing ovation on their feet clapping, some are screaming in horror, some are berating Pudge, some sit silently confused, not sure what to make of what they have witnessed, and one vomits in response.

Suzanne is in the back lovingly smiling at him, and swooning. She is brought to tears. He is her hero, just as she was his earlier in the day.

His actions were the only way to stop Professor Springer from drinking that coffee. He turns to Springer, and tilts the empty mug toward Professor Springer to show her the note inside, confirming that there was, in fact, cum in that cup of Joe. He was the hero she never asked for but needed to save her.

Patrick took a bullet for Professor Springer and Suzanne sees that he is not the homophobic asshole she suspected he might have been. In fact, she now looks at him like the superhero he most certainly was...Jizz Drinking Dude! It's not as cool as her superhero name, but his act was just as heroic.

It sounds ridiculous, but in her eyes, he had proven that he had evolved as a human being to be more sensitive and empathetic than she ever thought possible. He had simultaneously overcome his homophobia, went against his fellow man to do what was right, and protected a woman from public humiliation.

Each one of them, both Suzanne and now Patrick, has proven to the other their worthiness. Each one had walked through fire for the other, or rather got kicked in the beef and drank jizz coffee. Through his love for one woman, he learned how to love all women, and through her love for one man, she learned how to love all men. It was a beautifully fucked up moment.

What a beautifully fucked up school!