Jaunedice

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Jaune: *breathes heavily*

Cardin: *laughs*

Jaune: come on.

Jaune charges toward Cardin and slashes at him with his sword. Cardin sidestepped him and hit him with his mace sending him across the room. Jaune charges at Cardin and slashes at Cardin again. Cardin parries the blow with his mace and pushes the blade away from himself.

Cardin: this is the part where you lose.

Jaune: over my dead *grunts*

Jaune holds his crotch while Cardin prepares for the final blow before the buzzer goes off.

Glynda: students, as you can see, Mr. Arc's aura has now dropped into the red. In a tournament style duel this would indicate that Jaunenis no longer fit for battle and that the official may call the match. Mister Arc, it's been weeks now. Please try to refer to your scroll during combat, gauging your aura will help you to decide when it is appropriate to attack or when it's better to move to a more...defensive strategy. We wouldn't want you to get gobbled up by a Beowolf, now would we?

Cardin: speak for yourself.

Glynda: remember everyone, the Vytal festival is only a few months away. It won't be long before students from the other kingdoms start arriving in Vale, so keep practicing. Those who choose to compete in the combat tournament will be representing all of Vale.

The bell rings.

Nora: so there we were, in the middle of the night.

Ren: it was day.

Nora: we were surrounded by Ursai.

Ren: they were Beowolves.

Nora: dozens of them.

Ren: two of'em.

Nora: but they were no match and in the end, Ren and I took them down and made a boatload of Lien selling Ursa skin rugs!

Ren: ah... she's been having this reoccurring dream for nearly a month now

Y/n: mommy?

Yang: what is it sweetie?

Y/n: I'm hungwy.

Yang: *sigh* I gotta get something for y/n to eat. Can you handle him Ruby?

Ruby: I changed half of his diapers. I'm pretty sure I can handle holding him.

Yang: okay, okay *walks off*

Pyrrha: Jaune.

Y/n: *reaches for one of Ruby's cookies*

Ruby: *smacks y/n's hand* no

Y/n: owie.

Pyrrha: are you okay?

Jaune: huh, oh yeah! why?

Ruby: it's just that seem a little... not okay...

Y/n: *gets down from the table*

Jaune: eh, guys I'm fine. Seriously, look *laughs nervously before smiling*

Jaune looks at Cardin who was laughing at a bunny faunus.

Pyrrha: Jaune, Cardin's been picking on you since the first week of school.

Jaune: who? Cardin Winchester? Nah... he just likes to mess around, you know? Practical jokes.

Ruby: he's a bully.

Jaune: oh please... name one time he's "bullied" me.

Flash

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