"You dated a Count?!" Hikaru shouted in my ear.
"No, he wanted to date me..!" I exclaimed.
"No way you could date a count!" Koaru shouted in my other ear.
Farewell eardrums.
"Psh! I only date the very best!" I answered.
"You liar!" Both things accused me of.
Oh my!
"Well then, Akane. Since you know a lot about Counts, why don't you count the numbers on the wall beside you?" The teacher demanded.
Oh, wow, funny. -.-
"Oh, well sorry to dissapoint you, dear teacher.. WAIT!- I can see numbers outside the door! Well, I guess I will fulfill your wishes..!" I pleasingly and pleasurely walked (ran) out the door.
~~TIMESKIP~~
I am now at the borderline of prison and freedom, same with Shark Princess. And I forgot that I texted everyone, saying that I dated a Count.
DARN YOU PAST SELF!!!
"Oh, Akane you dated a count before?" Rin asked, curiously.
Oh! Is the princess gonna bite me cuz he's jeaaawouus?
"Rin. Its Swimming Class." I said as I looked at my 'watch'.
"WHAT." Those were Rin's last words as he toddled along to 'swimming class'.
Lel. Like a dog, and obviously, I'm the Master! Buahahahahah.
I skipped.
Where you ask?
Hmmm....
OBVIOUSLY, to FREEDOM!
But then, at the corner of my eye, I spotted something I shouldn't have.
Makoto.
Makoto, on the stairs, with cats. No, he's not raping them, nor is he kissing them. He is using catnip to make them jump around.
AND HE THINKS THAT IS CUTE?!
"MAKOTO." I greeted as I walked towards him at the stairs.
He turned to my way and smiled, "Hi Akane-san!"
"If you were the cat, would you like to be teased by something? Its a discrimination against cats." I stated.
After a few moments.
"Ah! I didn't know Akane-san also liked cats!" Makoto replied, cheerfully.
He avoided my question like a real sadist. Wow.
I pulled out my fake spectacles and smirked.
Akane cat lover mode on.
Are you furr-real?
He needs some purr-suasion.
"Cats...are the meaning one's intellectual life. There are no paw-sitive ambigous meaning for the now renowned 'I love cats' phrase. It is nothing purr-sonal. You see, the cat-titude of most people in this modern world say they like cats, but do they? Paw-don me, but stop pro-cat-stinating! Every mewments of provoking them or deriding them leads to one conclusion. Paw-ttention. Yes, the shift of trend made the people of Earth... lost. And whe-"
"Akane! Ooooh! Akane is here!"
Why do you cut my consequential speech?
I looked to my left and saw Wataru and Pedobear walking towards us. Wataru was waving his arm which held a lolipop, waving at me.
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FanficFumiko Akane is an anime otaku. She played and watched every anime, manga, and otomes that you could ever think of! So, while waiting for her next otome, she decides to set foot in her school for the first time! Meeting hot guys that could be her p...
