Arigato, but I don't need you!

Akane dreamtheathre on: Diabolik Love*s

I do not own anything! JUST AKANE!!!!

Apology gift for not updating!!!

This a parody of the first episode of Diabolik Lovers.

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I am in a limo, and its raining outside, wearing a black hoodie, WEARING.

I'm sitting in the limo....LIKE A BOSS! Eating gum, and making an irritating gummy voice.

"NYAM, NYAM...UMM...CHOMP! CHOMP!"

I sensed the driver's irritated aura.

~~1 minute later~~

I am now standing in front of a mansion gate. ..Not bigger than mine though, still wearing the hoodie.

Hmmmmm....

SPAT!

I spat my gum, right at the middle of the gate. When the gate opened, the gum stretched.

"I don't think its edible anymore...." I muttered, as I touched the stretched gum.

SNAP!

The gum broke.

~~30 seconds later~~

I am now standing in front of the mansion door..Still not impressed. Its so small!

"They need more colour!" I exclaimed.

I took out a packet of gum and chewd it all at once.

"NYAM NYAM NYAM"

After chewing it, until it lost its sweetness, I took the gum out from my mouth, and just smacked the gum on the door.

Kawaii....!

I opened the big door, and let myself in.

Its not barging ok..? I politely slammed the door after going in.

I looked around the place....Ugh. Its like my grandma's toilet bowl, white, blue....Smewwy.

Akane's gotta do, what Akane's gotta do...

I took out big cans of PERMENANT spray, grafitti spray.

"Make-over!!!" I joyfully said, with a girly tone.

~~10 second later~~

I wiped my imaginary sweat on my forehead and sighed. "All done!"

As I looked at my masterpiece, I noticed a spot, still not....Beautified.

I stomped at that one...spot, took out the spray and sprayed it from the ceiling to the couch...?

A guy..with RED HAIR?!  OH MY GAWD?!

I accidentally sprayed him..a little.

I crouched beside him, took out my phone and...

FLASHH!

Took a pic of him...INSTAGGRAM!!! Damn, I'm infected by my step-dad.

Suddenly, a cold hand grabbed my wrist. I ignored it, I was too busy hashtagging the pic of him. 

"#Same haircolour as me! #Oh my gawd! #Spray #Graffitti #My art! #Original!" I said.

The guy suddenly pulled me towards him and pushed me onto the couch.

"#Pushed onto the couch! #Face so close #What's he gonna do? #So 'cold'!" I continued.

The guy tried to snatch  the phone away from me, but I dodged him while replying,