here you go!
Another chap for ya lovely fellas!
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"HELLO~~" I greeted for the fifth time in an annoyed tone.
This stupid man can't seem to wake up. Oh my, what would I ever do?
Heh, it's so ironic that every time someone wants to talk to me, I'll be the one sleeping. (Almost at every start of a chap, she's the one sleeping -_-)
Who am I trying to wake up? The stupid flower boy. Pretty sure he likes flowers. :/
He slowly opened his eyes.
At first he was shocked, "Oh, I'm sorry. Are you a guest?" He politely apologised.
"Oh, pardon me for intruding, but...WHERE'S MY PANCAKES?!" I mannerfully asked.
"...Pancakes? I'm sorry, I don't know what you are speaking about..." The hippie stated.
"I'm saying that, YOU are in CHARGE of making me BREAKFAST." I calmly stated, hoding in my anger.
"Before I answer, who are you?" Hippie asked politely.
Jeez, such a prince. Surely he's an IDOL in his school or something.
KYAAA! He's such a prince. Heh, Hippie Prince. I can imagine him wearing flowery pants, sunglasses with weed as the background, screaming "FLOWER POWER!!!"
Haha, I'm funny.
"Well, I am Futo's girlfriend, IF you haven't heard.." I slowly said.
HEHEH.
"Oh, I didn't know that. What is your name?" Hippie asked.
"Akane the stunning and beautiful beast." I answered.
He looked confused for a moment.
"Akane, for short." I added, as I winked.
He smiled warmly. I smell yandere with that creepy smile. Eugh.
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"Pleasure to meet you, I'm Iori Asahina." He said, as he smiled. :)
"Pancakes, NOW." I boomed as I dragged him out of the room.
Iori went to the kitchen. Cooked.
"Hey, where's everyone?" I asked.
"School or work, Akane, don't you have school too?" Iori asked, from the kitchen, since I'm laying down on the couch.
"You know, I could ask the same thing to you!" I exclaimed.
"I have a week off." He replied.
Oh. Meh, school. Meh.
"Ah, well I decided to leave school a rest. Can be really stressing for a hot girl like me." I answered his question.
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"Hey, that monk guy, Kaname. His hair is so.......Eugh. I mean, it doesn't suit him, you know?" I asked.
"....Yes, it does not." Iori answered.
HAH! I KNEW IT YANDERE ALERT!!!!!
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"Hey, do you even know how to cook?" I asked.
"I can cook a few things, what about you?" I Iori asked.
"Everything, mostly dirt." I replied.
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"Hey, are you done yet?" I asked again, for the last time.
"Yes, please enjoy it." He replied as he served me with pancakes with maple syrup dripping down the mountain of freshly pancakes.
"8.5 out of 10." I stated as I took a spoonful of pancakes and stuffed them into my galactical mouth.
"I'm sorry for saying this while you're eating but, have you met everyone it the family?" Iori asked politely.
"Um, I think so?" I said as I took another bite of the Meh pancakes made by Iori th Hippie.
"I met Ema too, and she kinda is in love with me." I stated. Heh, Yuri.
"What?" Iori asked, looking shocked.
"I dressed up as a guy, and Ema blushed bla bla bla. Haha, don't tell me you like her too?!?" I exclaimed.
"HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH HIPPIE HIPPIE HORRAY! ANOTHER DOG FOR THE ANNOYING ONE." I cheered.
"Excuse me, I have to leave you here." Iori said as he ran out of the door.
OH, YES, please do leave. :)
Why I come here every breakfast? Because its free!
Now I have the WHOLE HOUSE?! HeCK YeAH!!
Main goal: Empty the fridge.
AKANE WOLF MODE ON!
I RAN TO FRIDGE. EAT FOOD. THEN, DOOR OPEN. WATARU AND SOMEBODY I DON'T KNOW THERE. I STILL EAT. THEY LOOK ME LIKE I HUNGRY WOLF.
AKANE NOT. AKANE NOT WOLF.
Akane wolf mode off!
"Hey...?"
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Akane: Wow, I'm really hot when I'm a wolf!
Makoto: You should warn the readers for the CAPS LOCK paragraph..
Rin: Yeah, like how you left me at the bus stop!
Akane: ANYWAY I-
Riku: Who's that new guy?
Akane: Don't cut me off like that!!!!!!
Kyouya: Its *BEEP* and he *BEEP* But he will *BEEP*
Akane: AHAHAHAH The author beeped you! You must be saying something dirty! Hah, if I said, *BEEP* th author wouldn't- LOCOROCOCRAZYHULK!!!! DON'T BEEP ME.
Akane: What I was gonna say was, Riku I want to *BEEP* you like *BEEP* ...!!!!!!!!!
Riku: Well, I will use my white *BEEP* to you. And also at night I will *BEEP* you.
Akane&Riku: You're making it sound so wrong!!!
Honey: I want to be the first at *BEEP* Akane!!!
Locorococrazyhulk: I don't own the characters...Except Akane. Heheh.
Haruka: But you like to *BEEP* us.....
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Arigato, but I don't need you!
FanfictionFumiko Akane is an anime otaku. She played and watched every anime, manga, and otomes that you could ever think of! So, while waiting for her next otome, she decides to set foot in her school for the first time! Meeting hot guys that could be her p...
