Podcast

806 19 10
                                    

Hope you guys enjoy :)

Y- Y/n | D- Dixie | E- Emma

Y: hello and welcome to the first episode of my podcast-

D: your podcast? Hold up bitch

Y: what is it dixie? Cause I'm the one who started this shit

E: this is stupid. don't be stupid.

Y: anyways. This is 'over it' with your hosts Me, Emma, and Dixie. So how is everyone doing?

E: I'm doing good

D: I'm doing good as well

Y: that's good. So we're gonn-

D: wait that's all we're gonna talk about first?

Y: what should we talk about Dixie? Hmm? Give us a suggestion

D: what about what's everyone up to?

E: that's true. Well I've been...eating mainly. I need the extra few pounds

D: I've been just binge watching greys anatomy

Y: I've been working on this podcast for a while now. So now that that's over with. Dixie would you mind introducing the first session?

D: not at all. Now let's get to our first session..Commentary delights we pic-

Y: what is with the asmr Dixie?

E: yea I feel like I can hear the inside of you through these headphones

D: I don't know what you guys are talking about. This is how I always talk

E: yea cause every time you talk we can hear your breath and feel your spit. It's as if you wanted to cover up the fact that you have a lisp but failed

D: whatever I sound perfectly fine

Y: yea if fine was putting someone to sleep

D: ANYWAYS....we pick five comments from our fans and read them and answer their burning questions

Y: alright this is from 'Emmaisbae' "This-

E: nice username. I agree, I am bae

D: yea 'Bitch Always Eating'

E: fuck you dixie. I don't always eat

D: you just said you've been eating

Y: and don't think I didn't just see you stuff your face in my fucking Chinese food you stupid bitch

E: I thought that was for me it said 'eat'

Y: it had my name on it and said 'do not eat' you illiterate bitch. Anyways back to the question emmaisbae said "this question is for Emma...if you could pick do anything other than acting what would you do and why? Also I love you"

E: thank you emmaisbae. I love you. You're a real one.

D: a real liar that's what they are

E: shut up. They're spitting nothing but facts

Y: I feel the spit of lies hitting the microphone

E: whatever. Also to answer your question emmaisbae..I would be a singer

Y: with those vocals? No. You made the dog cry

E: he wasn't crying he was tearing up from my amazing performance

D: amazingly awful performance

E: haters gonna hate. Bitches gonna bitch

Y: who are you calling a bitch you stupid bitch

You've reached the end of published parts.

⏰ Last updated: Aug 11, 2020 ⏰

Add this story to your Library to get notified about new parts!

"It's complicated" Avani / you Instagram story Where stories live. Discover now