“People are wondering why we don't fuck the whole time we live together.”
“Duh? Because your brother lives next door?”
“You mean, if he doesn't live close, you'll fuck me?”
“Ask yourself. You wanna fuck me?”
“No.”
“There your answer.”
“Well, will you fuck me when there's a chance?”
“What the actual holy fuck???”
“No fucks given can be holy if we're not married.”
“Duuude???”
“Girl, I'm just saying.”
“Oh, how I love heteronormativities. Yuck. Just because we walk through the same door, doesn't mean we climb each other's bed. Especially after I know how many times you get laid on yours.”
“Your conservatism doesn't stop you from doing stuffs with your boyfriend—oh, except for losing virginity. Right? Am I right or am I right?”
“Deva Dasaputra, stop spying on us. You need God.”
“Eka Gemi Nastiti, you need sanity and logic. And taubat.”
“Capek gue, Dev. Lo suka gak ngaca. Ini hari Minggu, jadi mending lo sembahyang di Pura buat menebus dosa abis semalem kobam.”
“Lo tuh ngaca. Sepertiga malam lo bukannya buat solat malah buat maksiat.”
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Truyện NgắnThe turbulence of what Devandra Dasaputra and Eka Gemi Nastiti would like to keep as a mindful friendship. Ge·mi (Jw, a): hemat; sangat hati-hati; -- nastiti: hemat dan cermat Gemi (Javanese, a): prudent; very careful; -- nastiti: frugal and meticul...
