@sterlingtrash on Twitter suggested a Crofters cult, so I made this. Also, this takes place in a universe where Thomas's car didn't break down, so life went on normally in Fanderville.
JULY 26, 2020
"Hey, what if we pretended our names were Spoonful of Crofters and only ate Crofters for a day?"
Cameron suggested to his friends. They agreed on August 4th to execute their plan. Cameron laughed, thinking it would be a hilarious joke. Oh, he was completely oblivious to what was going to happen...
AUGUST 4, 2020
"AAAAHHHH!"
People screamed as they were tracked down by the Crofter Cultists, who force fed them Crofters until they succumbed to the flavor of the fantastic fruit spread. "SUBMIT TO THE CROFTER GODS!" Cameron looked around in horror. He didn't mean to cause this! It was just a joke!
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
He shot up from his bed with a gasp. He checked his alarm clock. August 4th. He walked up to his friends, all with Crofters in their hands. "H-hey, maybe we shouldn't do it." They all shrugged, throwing the Crofters away in a nearby trash can and walking to the library. Cameron let out a sigh of relief, glad he had avoided that terrible dream from becoming a reality.
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I just wanted to do something less story-oriented, and the Crofters Cult was a hilarious example! So until tomorrow, take it easy Crofters, Crofters, and Crofters! CROFTERS OUT!
- K
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Welcome to Fanderville!
Short StoryThomas and his sides find themselves stranded with a broken car. They head to the nearest town for help. Little do they know that the inhabitants are all Fanders!
