"WILL YOU TWO STOP ALREADY!?"
Janus had had enough of this. For the past hour that Thomas and the other Sides had been gone, (I'll explain later, all you need to know is time works differently in Fanderville) Remus had been trying to ruin Patton's innocence by telling him what adultery and third base actually meant, Janus stopping him by using two of his six arms to separate them. It wasn't easy, considering they had run out of snacks 15 minutes ago. "Janus, what does third base mea-""ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!"
Janus dragged both of the Sides out of the car. "Come with us on the trip, they said, you'll have fun, they said." Janus grumbled while Patton picked up some flat rocks on the side of the road and discreetly slipped them into his back pocket. "Janus, where's my breakfast?" Remus whined while looking for his deodorant. "You're not supposed to eat that stuff anyway-why do I sound like a mom? (Oh- aaand there goes the fourth wall) You know what? Forget it, let's just get going, we need to check on Thomas."
Janus grabbed Patton by his cardigan and Remus by the ear and forced them all to sink down, sinking back up in the cafe. "Thomas, I refuse to play baby sitter any longer, this is getting extremely annoyin-""OH MY GOD!" A voice screamed.
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Kay the author here. This chapter was to explain what Janus had to go through. I know what it's like to play babysitter, so this was to move the plot along and to let off some steam. Until tomorrow, take it easy Guys, Gals, and Non-Binary Pals! Peace out! <3
- K
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Short StoryThomas and his sides find themselves stranded with a broken car. They head to the nearest town for help. Little do they know that the inhabitants are all Fanders!
