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Prank

Jugheads PoV
J-so hey guys! It's me, I'm back, welcome to our channel ~smexy intro~ok so hey if your new and welcome back if your not new? Anyway, lately I've been seeing this prank go around, and that is, "being mean to your girlfriend for 24 hours" or in this case fiancé. And you may be wondering, "why are you in your car?", I am picking Betts up for our date. God, she's gonna hate me. But it's to late, I'll record our date, I'll put the camera in my bag, then Archie is gonna put a camera up in every room, except the bathroom, there's just gonna be a camera microphone in there, but yeah. So see you guys!
Time skip
J-ok so Betty's just coming out the house, she looks gorgeous, ok here we go.
*puts camera in the corner of the window, hidden by ??????*
Betts got into the car, she smiled at me, I gave a sarcastic smile, then rolled my eyes.
B-you ok juggie?
J-yep
B-you sure?
J-hmmm
She just nodded and leant against the window.
A few minutes before we got there she tried to start up conversation
B-you look handsome
J-thanks
B-do you like the dress
J-why are you asking me?
B-you know I like your opinion
J-well I don't really care
B-uh, oh- ok, yeah that's fine
J-what did you want me to say? You look pretty, because you don't.
B-ok; sorry
I looked over at her, she was looking at her lap, I looked over at the camera with dad eyes.
We pulled up to the restaurant,we walked in, and sat down at our table, I had the camera hidden, then the waiter came to order our food.
B-I'll have red wine please
J-champagne please
Waiter- I'll come for your dinner orders shortly
Once he left, I looked over at betty, she smiled up at me, I just looked down, I could slightly see her face, she looked shocked and confused
J-why'd you get the red wine?
B-I just fancy red wine tonight
J-it would go very well with your red dress
B-thank you?
J-no I mean if you spilt it, knowing how clumsy you are, but at least it would distract people.
B-from what?
J-your makeup is a little patchy, so is your hair.
B-oh
Waiter- here are your drinks; so what would you like
J-I'll have the steak and ribs with Cesar salad please
B-I'll have the adult size spaghetti please
Waiter- is that with garlic bread?
B-yes please
Waite-ok thank your your food will be with you soon.
Once he left I looked over at her with face annoyance
B-what?
J-you sure you wanna get that?
B-the spaghetti?
J-yeah, plus the garlic bread, I don't know if you'll still fit in your dress, I don't even know how you got into it anyway
I looked into her eyes and saw tears in them, she looked down at the menu
J-god, stop being such a baby
B-sorry, sorry, I'm jus......sorry
Time skip
We were half way through dinner.
Betty was on her second glass of wine
J-careful Betts, don't wanna end up like your mother do you?
She looked at me in pure misery, then came dessert
J-god, Betty, how are you still in that dress? The stitches must be breaking
B-uh, *cough* I just need the toilet, excuse me
She got up and walked to the bathroom, when she came back her eyes were a little red. Oh god.
Skip time
At home, I quickly brought the camera in and turned the house ones on with a button I have, she went upstairs to get changed and I quickly took of my jacket, then got out fries, I took of my beanie and turned the kitchen one on.
Betty came down the stairs, then saw me and stole two fries.
J-hey!
B-what?
J-done eat those
B-why not?
J-your already a little large
She looked at me with no emotion, she walked upstairs and into our bedroom.
I quickly turned to the kitchen one
J-ok so, I feel really bad right now, but I promise to pamper her all day tomorrow
I switched the camera so it was now showing the bedroom
B-hey V
V-hey what's up, why'd you call me on date night?
B-jug was rude
V-how rude?
B-he said, I'm clumsy, that I need to watch my wight, my hair and makeup was bad and I asked him if I look good, he basically said no.
V-oh b
But Veronica already knows about the prank, so she can't really do anything
B-did I do something?
V-I'm sure you didn't
B-what if,*starts crying*- what if he's falling out of love?
V-he's not!
B-what if he found someone else, or he's gonna leave me.
V-he won't B, look I gotta go.
B-k, bye
Before Ronnie could say bye betty ended the call and slid down the bed.
B-fuck me.
J-Betty!!
B-yeah
J-I want a massage!
B-ok and!
J-come on!
She ran to the bathroom, leaned over the toilet, waited a few seconds and then she vomited, after she stopped she put the lid down, flushed the toilet, then leaned back and put her head in her hands.
B-shit, fucking shit!
She got her phone and called someone, all of our friends knew that I was doing this prank.
She put her phone down, on the counter then reached into the mirror cupboard, the phone rang and the other person picked up.
T-hey Betts
B-Toni
T-yeah?
B-jugs being really mean
T-I know V told me, he's just being a grumpy asshole
B-yeah, um..........also
T-what's wrong?
B-I missed it again, I threw up again and my head always hurts, earlier when we went to dinner, other then all the rude comments, I went to the bathroom, then I cried a little, then I vomited, fuck. What do I do, should I take it?
T-........Betty, ok look, come to the hospital, I'll do a scan on you ok?
B-ok, but m-my car's getting a check up. I'm to short to drive jugs car. He's, like what? 6,1 6,2 may even 6,3. I'm only 5,1 5,2 at most!
T-it's ok, listen, get Jughead to drive you, ok? Come on betty, I'll meet you there, I'm leaving now, you should too
B-ok
T-hey, don't cry, ok.
B-yeah, see you there
T-bye, love you B
B-love you too
Betty wipes her tears, quickly puts on some black leggings, a white jumper, she put her hair into a quick low ponytail then she quickly put on her glasses, she put her socks on a then some trainers. She opened the door, I quickly switch the cameras to the living room room, she came down the stairs and just kinda looked at the floor.
J-yeah?
B-um I need you to drive me to the hospital please
J-ok
We got up, and walked to the door, Betts locked the door, I got up into my car, it was a Chevrolet Truck, a very big one, even I had to put a little bounce in my step, I got in, Betty is very short so, I usually had to help her up, but I just got in.
She opened the door, and put her foot on the foot thing and held on to the door, she jumped and failed, after a few tries she got up, the camera was still on.
We were driving to the hospital
B-stop
J-what?
B-stop, pull over
J-um, ok?
I pulled over and looked at her
B-what's going on?
J-what do you mean?
B-why? Jughead are you being so mean and rude to me?!
J-betty
B-no Jughead, you aren't listening to me!!
J-betty
B-Jughead*cries* why, are you doing this?
J-betty, I'm sorry
B-what are you doing to me, you know about my anxiety, depression and anorexia!? You know I don't feel good lately, I'm stressed ok, What are you doing Jughead?!
J-ok, listen I'm sorry, it was a stupid prank.
B-what kind of fucking prank?!
J-the mean boyfriend prank
B-you are such an asshole!
J-I know, c'mere
I hugged her and she cried into my chest, I stroked my hair.
B-you're such a asshole
J-I know baby, I know
After a few minutes, we stopped, I got the camera out and Betty laughed
B-ignore the mental breakdown you just witnessed
J-I really am sorry tho
B-I know,
Betts wiped a tear away that was running down my face and gave me kiss on the cheek.
B-I love you
J-I love you too
B-ok we really need to go now
J-by the way, none of the stuff I said to you or about you was true, all the bad things I mean.
Betty nodded, I kissed her head
J-I'm also sorry, that I didn't help you into the car.
B-it's not my fault I'm short
J-it's ok. Let's get going
B-Ok, camera please?
J-here
I gave her the camera and started driving again
B-ok, so, we'll go to the hospital, get some food on the way back and vlog for the rest of the night?
J-sounds good
B-ok, see you at the hospital my bugs
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We were in the waiting room, I had the camera and Betty was playing with my hair while I was tracing her palm
T-hey guys, come in
B-ok
We walked in and Toni patted the bed, Betty laid down on it and I looked confused
B-get the camera out.
J-ok?
I set to camera down on the side
B-well, for a little while I haven't been feeling to well, I asked Toni what she thought and
T-in my words I said " a 21 year old engaged woman shouldn't be feeling like this" time passed and she didn't feel any different, except for vomiting a headaches, so here we are
I held Betty's hand and kissed it, then I looked at the little screen. Toni put some gel on Betty's stomach, then this little tech thing. I looked at the screen and saw a little hand
B-oh my god
T-B, your 5 months pregnant
B-what?
T-your a little small, but you've been stressed and not eating as much.
B-oh my god
J-I'm gonna be a dad, I'm gonna be a dad! I'm gonna be a dad!
Toni wipes the gel of and smiled at us
T-I'll go get your sonogram
Betty sat up and smiled at me, I picked her up and she giggled
J-I'm gonna be a dad
B-the best dad ever
J-you are gonna be the best mum ever.
T-here's your sonogram
B-thank you
J-are you hungry
B-very
J-McDonalds
B-definitely
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B-ok so, we are here two and a half months pregnant after the checkup, we found out we're having twins, we decided to let the genders be a surprise, but as you can see, we are in the car, I've gained weight, finally and we are eating a whole load of McDonalds, cuz these babies have their daddy's appetite.
J-you are so cute
B-thank you, we also decided to push the wedding back, to
J-when the twins turn 4 months
B-fry?
J-here you go baby
He put a fry into my mouth and kissed my cheek