Chapter 20: Salad? What's That?

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(Your POV)

"I'm sorry, you guys did WHAT?!"

Today was the day Mori, Seungchul, Sujin, Mira, Dawei, and Ilpyo all came back home so all of us were waiting to greet them in the living room. I expected them to come home with a couple enemies, but I never would have expected them to come back with an army of cow people, the King of these cow people, a dragon, and an army of monkey people! As if that wasn't annoying enough, Dawei was now missing an eye and these guys did the one thing I told them not to do!

"We fought three gods!" Mori bragged on the couch, while Valentine was patching up Dawei's missing eye by wrapping bandages around his head. "We won, so you don't need to worry all that much."

"You are aware that gods form ALLIANCES?!" I asked the monkey king, who tilts his head in confusion. "If you attack one of these gods, the other gods in the alliance will come after you."

"You boys done goofed up." Jack, who was standing behind me, remarked, while Sujin, Mira, and Ilpyo all look down in shame. "Also, who's the bull woman?"

"I'm King Uma." She introduces herself while Seungchul sat on her lap and she had her arms wrapped around the bookworm. "Who are you, Pumpkin Man?"

"I'm the great Jack, from literally every story in existence!" Jack did some kind of jojo pose, making me facepalm in reaction to this

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"I'm the great Jack, from literally every story in existence!" Jack did some kind of jojo pose, making me facepalm in reaction to this.

"Ignoring the awkward introductions, how many gods did we piss off this time?" Dawei, who now had half his face covered with bandages. "If we just intimate them with our alliance, we should be fine."

"You fought the Three Heavenly Princes so that would mean

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"You fought the Three Heavenly Princes so that would mean..." I struggled to remember which alliance they were in before suddenly remembering which made my breath hitch. "...they're a part of the alliance containing the Norse, Greek, Roman, Angel pantheons and more."

"Well shit." Sujin bluntly stares at us wide eyed, but it won't be as bad as they think, we just need to stay the hell away from Europe. "Any chance we can take them out one by one?"

"Easier said than done." I tried forming plans to slay these gods, but I have no methods of killing gods at the moment, [Cernunnos] is sealed off and my other relics I supposedly have are locked away somewhere. "Do you guys know how gods work?"

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