random tweets ig(tw: dysphoria)

Stray Kids as dumb shit i've said

Chan: i didn't give birth to these assheads, i did the ol' asexual reproduction

Minho: im not A bitch, im THE bitch

Changbin: call me short one more time and you'll wake up with your balls missing and a pencil in your neck

Hyunjin: mMmmM wEt sHoUlDeRs
(if you've seen this comment, then. shit)

Jisung: NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LOWER MY SELF ESTEEM EXCEPT ME

Felix: this tastes like a basic bitch granola bar

Seungmin: you're telling me to go to hell? HA bitch im already there, im the goddamn devil

Jeongin: this hand sanitizer smells lkke rotten apple juice

jesus im unfunny