vxlkyries
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username, nickname, pfp, banner
─── ∙ ~εïз~ ∙ ───it physically hurts my eyes to look at this bio, i bet ppl say the same thing abt your face 💋
chick has whatever the fuck his name is and a quote as her nickname, we get it roger that, captain you like marvel 🙄
banner is boring but at least this shit has color unlike the other two people 😙 just kidding i fucking hate it, there's no roast. like wtf is that who gives two shits abt plants bc ion 🥰
your username is fucking difficult bro but i'm not surprised, i mean you thought putting that banner would be a good idea when it does not match your acc theme 🙈 i have a feeling you're like 9, dude
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bio
─── ∙ ~εïз~ ∙ ───honestly bitch had more bio shit but i stopped giving a fuck 🙃🏃🏻♀️💨
too plain and boring, and it rlly makes me think that you're 9 now you wack ass bitch 😘
quotes don't match like your eyebrows 🤪
"cAlL mE mEdUsA, sInCe If YoU hUrT mY fRiEnDs, I tUrN yOu To StOnE" what you gon do? send them an angry message? BACAJAHHA
someone hurts your friends:
you: *in the pms* that was not nice and you are a meanie 😡also, rules??? bitch your acc isn't a classroom fuck rules 🤪
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books
─── ∙ ~εïз~ ∙ ───where's the flavor???? i don't taste any it's BLAND 🏃🏻♀️✨ just like your style
one word: thank u, next bitch 🔪💅🏼
guys go to @vscomackannie i think it is and go rock her shit, bitch said sum abt trans ppl and that's not ok. she doesn't deserve 700 follows if she's going to be transphobic, wattpad is supposed to be a safe place and doesn't need that negativity here.
destiny speaks!
y'all i'm not that good with roasts why tf are y'all applying to this BAGAJAHHAn i mean im just a bitch 👁💋👁 ok bye
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Randomare you fucking blind? it's lit rally the title, or do you need more context clues for your pee brain?