ALTDIOR
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username, nickname, pfp, banner
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another white bitch, whoopie 🙄i'm not korean so idfk know what that says, hoping it says i hate my life bc you should 🥰
depressing dark banner ffs that white takes up half that shit jesus-
"ALTDIOR" wow you're so creative with your username, i bet you think you're really cool, huh? 🤨 i bet you'd walk into a dior store and they'll automatically think you're too poor to even be in there
which you are 😛
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bio
─── ∙ ~εïз~ ∙ ───i got nothing mean to say abt that location, bitch is speaking nun but facts
damn your bio is so fucking pointless i can't make up a roast for this shit 😎
"human lover" is this bitch a fucking alien????? wtf what else would you love, dogs and alligators???
this ain't a roast but red bull is nasty, just my opinion—
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books
─── ∙ ~εïз~ ∙ ───i rlly didn't care whether or not this shit was perfectly sized, that's how boring i was looking at this crap, emily 😒
she rlly said "let me take a white bitch and make her my cover for every single book"
where tf is the creativity?? where's the flavor?? all i see is a bitch with no ass and who probably thinks hot cheetos are spicy, and then there's this girl on the cover 😏
bitch got me BORED with her acc like it was so bland and basic, like, look at my past roasts and apply them to you hoe 🤓🤩🤪😇 on to the next filthy fucking slut
destiny speaks!
my last roast was a big brain moment, i hoped y'all got it—n e ways to write more roasts for ppl-bye
YOU ARE READING
𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐀𝐂𝐂'𝐒
Randomare you fucking blind? it's lit rally the title, or do you need more context clues for your pee brain?