Right so, supreme leader Snooker was holding Princess Peach prisoner, but Kylo Ren was in-love with her, so Snooker did some umbrella academy shit and wiped his memory.
So Poe and Mario go to rescue Peach, and they succeed, but they were captured instead.
So because Princesse Peach escaped, Snooker ordered Kylo Ren to kill her.
Kylo Ren approached Princess Peach with murderous tendencies, but Peach whips out her lightsaber no one knew she had, even though she is the most powerful force user. "GO PIKACHU" Princess Peach screamed as Pikachu's were flying out of her lightsaber, attacking Kylo Ren as an epic battle is about to happen.
Meanwhile, on earth, Mckai has morning sex with Toothless the dragon.
