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calum

I woke to an angelic voice.

Luke.

What the fuck? You're straight as a ruler Calum.

Straight as a bendy ruler.

I mentally groaned. The stupid voices were back.

"When the moon found the sun

He looked like he was barely hanging on

But his eyes saved his life

In the middle of summer (summer)..."

His.

I really like P!ATD, but I couldn't focus on When the Day Met the Night while Luke was singing.

Luke sang with the upmost sincerity, like he was the sun and I was the moon.

Wait, what?

"In the middle of..." Luke finished, sighing.

"Luke."

He turned to me, and with wide eyes.

"Y-yes?" Luke stuttered out.

"Your voice is beautiful, but you got the lyrics wrong."

"I did?"

"You said 'he' not 'she'."

"Oh, whoops. Well 'm getting some Nando's breakfast. Want anything?" He spoke quickly, probably wanting to leave me.

"Yeah, my usual. And Luke?"

"Y-yes?"

"You can tell me anything, you know that, right?"

He nodded and rushed outside.

After all that, I slipped on a shirt and skinny jeans and decided to explore the hotel.

One Direction were staying here, but I couldn't remember the room number...

I walked the halls, looking at the numbers.

21, 22, 23A, 23B...

I looked at 23B. The door was slightly ajar and I heard sounds coming from the room.

I walked inside, only to be greeted by Niall and Harry, in a full on make out session.

"Oh god, sorry." I furiously blushed, running out and slamming the door.

I walked back to our room, to see Luke's clothes lying on the floor.

"Luke?" I called, walking around our small room.

"In the bathroom!" He yelled back.

"Okay, where's my Nando's?"

"The only had Macca's sorry." Luke's head of golden hair popped out of the bathroom.

"Okay..."

"Are you wearing my Nirvana shirt?" He eyed my shirt, and I looked down at it.

Shitaki Mushrooms.

"I-i was in a hurry?" That came out like a question.

"So what did you do while I was gone?" He smiled, walking out with a towel around his waist.

Now I see the fam's pain.

Fucking towels.

"Uhm I ran into Narry."

"WHAT." Luke screamed, dropping my Nasa shirt.

"Yeah, actually it was more like I walked in on them."

He giggled, and it sounded like heaven was ringing those bells.

"Oh were they frikle frakling?"

"What?"

"Having sex?"

"Oh, uhm no."

"What then?"

"Sucking each others face off." I laughed and he joined in.

"I'm gonna wear your Nasa tank because you stole my Nirvana tee."

"Okay."

I couldn't to peel my eyes away from Luke while he was changing, so I grabbed his phone.

3182. so fanboy of him.

I stupidly tweeted stuff like:

@Calum5SOS is awesome

@Calum5SOS can I be your heartbreak girl?!

@Calum5SOS is my new girlfriend.

This is actually @Calum5SOS no joke.

Hello, i'm cal and luke is standing not so far away, in his boxers.

I got tons of replies:

@Amanda5SAUCE:

@Luke5SOS how big is his dick?

@CalumPancakesMikey:

@Luke5SOS Are you going to take a picture?!

@Cake4Love:

@Luke5SOS Are you palming him?

I reply to all of those three, saying:

"Huge"

"It'll last longer."

"Maybe."

"Calum, what are you doing?" I snigger and show him the tweets.

"Hey!" Is all he says.

"What?"

"You should've taken a picture!"