*shouts through loudspeaker*: Testing... testing... Hey guys and welcome to a new chapter of crappy jokes. I'm your host Colin Sanchez (yes finally that scumbag ManShit*yPremierLeague is gone. No offence Man Shi... I mean City. So let me stop pissing around and get into the main topic... wait. I can never stop pissing around. BOOM! Lol.
Okay, as you can see, today's joke is a... wait, what happened to the title? You can't just name it joke! Who the hell was in charge of that? By the way, today's joke is supposed to be about a 'creative' student's quiz paper. Let's take a look.
Name: I'M A JEAN-E-US
Date: BLACK FRIDAY
Marks: 0/100
Fill in the blanks to form an English word.
1. B I * C H
2. S H I *
3. * U C K
4. W A * K
5. P E R V E * T
6. W H O * E
7. * U C K
And since we are English and we know a lot about football, the least three questions are related to football. Try to fill in letters to form footballer's names. Number 8 and 9 are both German footballers.
8. W E * N E R
9. H A R V E S T Z
10. Draw Stones
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . (those are stones)
Colin Sanchez: *laughs* Dude! I have the perfect name for this chapter. GONE-TOO-FAR JOKE. Lol! Oh after looking at the quiz paper, let's move on to the answers, shall we?
1. The student put I and T instead of E and A. The word is supposed to be beach but the student spelled bitc*.
2. It should be ship but the creative student wrote shi*.
3. This, was toxic. It's duck. But the student put something unacceptable which saw him being kicked out of the school.
4. This went even further. The kid put wan*.
5. It's prevent. But on the student's answer sheet he wrote pervert.
6. This is 'whole' but then the student put whor*, which I think is not so common.
7. This can either be buck or duck, but just like number 3 he put the same letter.
8. This is Timo Werner the new Chelsea player. The student spelled weine*. Which isn't too toxic compared to the previous answers. Ha!
9. Kai Harvertz, Chelsea's main target this summer, as some of you might not know that. The ingenious fella wrote harvest, crossing out the z. Which isn't too bad compared to the previous answers. That's an improvement. And who actually cares about Chelsea? Lol.
10. The question asked the students to draw John Stones the English footballer, but the kid literally drew some stones. And if I were the one to mark this paper I would've given the mark to the pupil. Yes, it said stones. What's wrong with drawing some stones then? Also, that sums up John Stones' performance on the pitch. Just standing there like a stone. Ha!
Okay that's it. Hope you enjoyed it. Goodbye. Wait my phone's ringing... Hello?
Me: Hey Colin you better not take the piss out of me or any other City fans. Or Chelsea fans, although you really should be taking the piss out of them. Coz ppl are leaving. Now shut the hell up and do your work and stop pissing around like you always do or else you're fired!
Colin: *hangs up*
Colin: By the way, 2 Champions League Round of 16 matches are gonna be played today! What are your guesses? For me, I think Man City are going to lose against Real Madrid just because of John Stones. Ha! And I think Juventus are going to lose because Ronaldo's not good enough to save them! Ha!
And Bayern are going to win 10-0 against Chelsea tomorrow! Ha! And Barcelona are going to win 1-0 against Napoli thanks to an own goal by Kalidou Koulibaly, who apparently is Man City's target this summer. Which proves City have bad taste! In your face City!
Me: Emerges from nowhere and hands Colin a letter.
Also me: You're fired.
Colin: WHAT?! You can't fire me! I'm...
Me: Mutes Colin and shoves him out of the room.
Me: Now time for me to predict the scores of the round of 16 Champions League games.
Man City 2:2 Real Madrid (City through)
Juventus 1:1 Lyon (Lyon through)
Bayern 5:1 Chelsea (Bayern through)
Barcelona 3:1 Napoli (Barcelona through)
Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha Chelsea lose 8:1 on aggregate! My prediction. Lol.
Alright goodbye. And by now you probably know who I am. Who am I?
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