Crappy Jokes

The Shooter and the Farmer

Hey. roddarichard here. Since all these chapters are gonna be quite short, I'll merge the author's note here.

ManCityPremierLeague will be the main editor for this book. Please don't mind the language. Don't read this while you mom is watching you like a hawk. There isn't any bad stuff, some (actually make that a lot) cuss words.

I thought I might drop in here to say something. I'm really busy and so can't write the history book :( probably will after 11th July though

Let's get down to business.

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This is still roddarichard

The Shooter

Once upon a time (no this is not a fairytale), there was a guy. He was the SHOOTER

*cue dramatic rock music*

Anyway, he had perfect aim. That's not quite important though. So one day he was bored and shot a large piece of fabric exactly every 1 inch. Exactly 1 inch. This is impossible, however your aim is good, but we'll ignore that fact for now.

So there were some microscopic 2D organisms living on the fabric. They evolved over time. Their brains became bigger. Their bodies became smaller. (ignore that part about the bodies shrinking)

So their clever scientists closely inspected their universe. After a few years of inspection (which was just a day for the Shooter), they released a great discovery.

This was the discovery that changed everything.

The greatest discovery ever.

The discovery that would make the gods gasp in awe.

It was...

*drumroll*

that every inch in the universe, there was a hole.

*claps*

P.S. If you're a science nerd, you might start wondering about black holes and the fourth dimension. We had no intention of that when creating this and have no intention of explaining it. Have a good day.

P.P.S. Sorry if that sounded harsh. I meant it as a joke.

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You're probably not laughing now. After all, this is Crappy Jokes. Don't expect us to vomit rainbows. Moving on...

The Farmer

Once upon a time (eh), there was a farmer who had a bunch of turkeys. He kept them in their own Turkey pen. He would feed them every day, at 11:00AM.

The turkeys were exceptionally clever. (At least for turkeys.) They chose the cleverest one (or so they thought so) as their 'leader' and 'scientist'.

So the scientist turkey started to pay close attention to the ways of life. He found out, after a ton of paying attention, that every day at 11:00AM, food would fall from the skies.

That's not the funny part yet.

So he decided to announce this discovery to the others the next day.

One day later...

As the sun rose, the scientist turkey jumped on a pile of hay and loudly announced his discovery to the others. The turkeys gaped in awe and wonder.

Meanwhile...

The farmer was getting up too. He checked his calendar. Ah, what a lovely day. It was Thanksgiving!

At 11:00AM...

The turkeys were all excited. Food would fall from the skies.

But what happened was not expected. The farmer entered with a large knife.

It was a tragedy. In the disaster, there were 8 casualties, and no survivors. The turkey pen awaits for a new generation of turkeys.

The end and bye